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November 06, 2012 11:15pm
MWA: 11/6/2012
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: PSK, Katsuni, London Keyes

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about some bad, off-key, singing and some hot, sexy, women. Is anybody now curious? Good! Then let's move along to the good stuff!

Pornstar Karaoke Club

Tuesday evening, October 9, I drove up to Sardo's Grill and Lounge, in Burbank, to hang out at Pornstar Karaoke Club for a while and to see who else might be around.

As it turned out, it was a slow night. Somebody told me that there was an industry party of some sort going on elsewhere. Whether or not that might be true, I have no idea. I just know that I don't remember hearing about any parties happening on this particular night.

The few people that I knew who were there were Magdalene St. Michaels, Adam Wood, and Seymour Satin, the owner, of course.

I did have the pleasure of meeting Raquel Sieb and Haley Sweet for the first time during the evening.

Last but certainly not least, Mika Tan was there looking extremely sexy, as always, and doing a fine job of hosting the event. Mika was doing the job in the absence of Nicki Hunter who was out of the state on business.


Friday evening, October 12, I drove down to the Anaheim California Girls Gentlemen's Club arriving just a couple of minutes before Katsuni retreated to the dressing room to prepare for her last of two shows for the night. Naturally I hung around to observe her last show.

For the one show that I was able to observe, Katsuni wore a silver face mask. With the mask, she wore a white kimono with red, yellow, and blue designs on it and an orange sash around the waist. Beneath her kimono, she wore a net affair that was like a long-sleeved midriff top. Under the net affair, Katsuni wore a black bra with horizontal slits across the top half of the breast cups.

She additionally wore a black latex-vinyl corset with a front and a back panel both of which were literally covered with small silver sequins or possibly little rhinestones. Katsuni also wore a black lace thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of very unique black leg pieces. The leg pieces had a strap just above each knee attached with a small triangular strap on the back of each leg. The leg pieces, leg warmers, leggings, or whatever they might be called, had lacing in the fronts and each had a strap that went under each foot. Katsuni's footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

At the beginning of this show, Katsuni briefly performed with a small Samurai sword and then with a pair of nunchucks.

The club's DJ informed me that the first song Katsuni performed to was, "Twisted Nerve," from the, "Kill Bill Vol. 1," movie soundtrack performed by Bernard Herrmann. He couldn't tell me what the other songs she performed to were. And since Katsuni was busy with customers, and I had to get home and get some sleep before making a long trip Saturday morning, I was unable to find out what the titles and the performing artists of the remaining songs were.

The lovely Katsuni is a limber, talented, dancer, and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons is quite good.

Katsuni is a beautiful combination of half-French and half-Vietnamese. It is a combination that gives her a rather exotic look. Her light brown hair is long, and her eyes are brown. She stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-one pounds, and her measurements are a great-looking 34D-27-35.

Whenever I have been around Katsuni, she has always been very friendly, and has seemed to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

I believe it is safe to say that Katsuni is a must see. So any of the readers who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity!

Katsuni can be found on http://www.ILoveKatsuni.com/index.php/bio/. All of her news, in both French and English, can be found on her official blog at http://www.ilovekatsuni.com/. Her official website is located at http://www.clubkatsuni.com/. She additionally has a hardcore video website that can be found at http://www.katsunihardcore.com/.

Katsuni can be booked for feature dancing engagements through a-List Features. So everybody make certain that the owners and managers of their local clubs know this.

Immediately upon entering the California Girls Club, I ran into a house dancer named Alice whom I have known for a while now.

A little while later, I met a quite lovely house dancer who is also a webcam girl under the name of Rosy Smoosh. Rosy can be found on MyFreeCam.com.

I additionally met a very sexy-looking African-American house dancer called Phoenix while in the club.

Just before Katsuni started her final show of the evening, I came face-to-face with my African-American house dancer friend Sasha, and she is so beautiful, sweet, and sexy as ever.

London Keyes

Saturday, October 13, I made the long drive up to the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen's Club in Rancho Cordova to say hello to the ever-so-sexy Asian-American beauty London Keyes and to observe all three of her shows on the last night of her booking.

After we had spoken with each other for a while during her signing in the adult store next door to the club, London went into the club to prepare for her first show of the evening. I on the other hand entered the club to have dinner and await London's first show.

For her first show of the evening, London wore a tight, long-sleeved, low cut, one piece, black body suit that exposed her legs and buns. On her legs, she wore a pair of hip-length, large, pink fishnet hose. For footwear, London wore a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.

London committed some rather sexy customer interaction but really with no touching other than brushing faces with her long beautiful silky hair. It became another story when she did a ride for five session at the end of the show. At one point, London's ride for five got really hot with a house dancer.

London performed this first show to, "Got to Love you," by Sean Paul, "Give Me All Your Luvin'," by Madonna (featuring Nicki Minaj and MIA), and, "Porn Star Dancing," by My Darkest Days.

At the start of her second show, London wore a string bikini bra with a large flap of silver material that hung down the front from the neck strap to her navel. Next she wore a pair of bikini bottoms that were encrusted with silver sequins on the front and the back of the crotch panel. The bikini bottoms had black straps that tied in a large bow on each hip. London wore what appeared to be the same hose she wore during her first show of the evening. She finished her costume out with a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels, platform soles, and straps that created a Roman sandal effect.

London's interaction with the tip rail squatters during this show was far more up close, personal, and in your face, especially with three or four of the house dancers and female customers.

This show was performed to, "Pound the Alarm," by Nicki Minaj, "You Shook Me All Night Long," by AC/DC, and, "Girls, Girls, Girls," by Motley Crue.

London started her final show by giving mini-lap dances to several randomly selected customers and making physical contact with almost everybody seated around the tip rail with the exception of myself. (I have no idea why she decided to past me by. I won't even attempt to make a guess.)

For this show, London wore a blue string bikini, the same hose, and the same shoes she wore during her second show of the evening.

London ended this performance with another ride for five. As a matter of fact, she ended all of her shows with rides for five. Hey, if the rides for five earns her extra money, then why not do them whenever possible?

For this show, London performed to, "Cherry Pie," by Warrant, "Narcissistic Cannibal," by Korn, and, "The Dope Show," by Marilyn Manson.

London is a beautiful Asian-American woman who has rather long dark brown hair and brown eyes. She is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty pounds, and her measurements are a sexy-looking 32C-23-32.

Ms. Keyes seemed to be a quite cheerful, intelligent, friendly lady who thoroughly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

London performed so well as many of the feature dancers I've seen over the years and far better than some I've seen. Therefore, it is my recommendation that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity! I don't believe they would be disappointed with the experience.

London can be checked out at: LondonKeyes.com

And that good people will bring another column to an end. Why don't we all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of sexy women? Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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