September 15, 2012 10:24am
Tara Star's Piledriver Predicament
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Tara Star
Starstruck with Tara Star: Piledriver Predicament - Every now and then, you get the chance to really enjoy your job. Not often, but sometimes... probably more often when your job is porn. But, even that isn't always guaranteed. I, however, tend to be very fortunate with my work. And, if you'll permit me, there's one time in particular, that I'm dying to tell you all about.
Everyone has their own taste in sexual partners, men and women alike. For us, there are times when you're shooting with someone who isn't necessarily your "cup of tea," but we are consummate professionals! Although, if you keep your fingers crossed, you just might get your wish. We all have our list of other pornstars we want to shoot with, I'm no exception. So just imagine my joy when one of the male stars on my list ended up being in my latest scene with me!
*Sigh* There's cute, and then there's "I want to totally take advantage of him and send him home crying" cute. The latter is what we will be discussing today. The summer is notoriously slow in this business. Everybody knows that. So to get a big shoot, and have the chance to work with someone on "the list," it really was like Christmas had come early for this little pornstar!
The details of the shoot are irrelevant to our little story, it's enough to say that I was once again the hot, sexy, horny MILF, of course. And my quarry was the "MILF hunter" himself, the very cute, very charming, Levi Cash. Anyone who's had the pleasure of being hunted by this individual can tell you, there wasn't much "acting" needed. The fun was totally legit! Others will tell you, I'm sure, just how easy it is to get lost in those "baby blues". Where's the comedy in this tale you ask? Ha! Not to worry.
My column just wouldn't be the same if there wasn't some embarrassing, yet hysterical anecdote for me to relay to you. And trust me, this one holds true to form. What would my life be without some comedic episode at least daily? We wouldn't be here reading about it, that much is certain. Having said that, a charley horse in the pile driver position is where we find our laughs today, my friends.
Anyone who's ever been in the aforementioned position knows, it's not the easiest thing to do. Or at least that's what I tell myself anyway. But I can tell you with certainty, getting out of it is much harder than getting into it. Especially when seized by a wicked cramp. Imagine if you will, there I am. Ready to be pile driven, everyone set to roll. Just before they yell "action," my ribcage is wracked with a wicked charley horse. Legs shoot out, face contorts, I grab my side, body tumbles over sideways, everybody just stares. Trying to figure out if I'm retarded.
Happily I can assure you all that I am not (although all evidence is to the contrary), but here's a bit of advice from your favorite pornstar. If there's ever a possibility you may find yourself in a pile driver, it might be wise to avoid the chili prior to. Not a hard and fast rule, but definitely one to consider. After all, pile drivers don't come along everyday, don't you think it best to be ready?