November 23, 2011 06:25pm
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column should be somewhat interesting because of all that went wrong during the weekend in addition to the fact that I did get to see two beautiful young friends of mine. Everybody should continue to read and learn what it is that I'm speaking of.
Pornstar Karaoke Club
Tuesday evening, November 8, I drove up to Sardo's Lounge and Grill, in Burbank, to hang out at Pornstar Karaoke Club for a couple of hours and to wish Powder a happy birthday.
Powder was there, of course, and Nicki Hunter hosted the event, as usual. Some of the other people who attended were: Julia Ann, James Bartholet, Dick Chibbles, the original Tommy Gunn, Tod Hunter, Konnie, Cara Lott, Vanessa Naughty, Nadia Night, Tee Reel, Lucky Starr, Oxnard Spearmint Rhino DJ Tony, Vicky Vixen, and Adam Wood.
There were several other familiar looking faces in the crowd, but I can't say who they might have been. It could be that I should have known who some of them were. Who knows, I may have even met a few of the people before and just didn't remember who they were. My memory has been in better shape in years gone by. I think a couple of the faces may have been mainstream people I've seen there before. Who knows?
Kagney Linn Karter
Friday night, November 11, I went to Skin Gentlemen's Lounge to observe Kagney Linn Karter's first show of the evening.
For the one show that I saw, Kagney wore a tan fedora-style hat. Next she wore a lighter shade of tan suit-like jacket. With the jacket, she wore a wide belt that was another shade of tan. Kagney also wore a leopard skin print summer mini-dress. Beneath her dress, she wore a black G-string-like thong and no bra. (the dress was a style that a woman wouldn't wear a bra with. The bra would have been peeking out all over the place.) Kagney's footwear was a pair of black, very high-topped, high-heeled shoes that were more like boots than shoes. (The shoes, boots, whatever, laced up their fronts.)
Once Kagney had stripped down to just her thong, she put on a pair of glittery, gold-colored, shoes that had clear stiletto heels.
Kagney performed this show to, "Powerful Stuff," by Sean Hayes, I believe, "Fly," by Nicki Minaj featuring Rihanna, and, "Feelin' Love," by Paula Cole.
As a general rule, Kagney usually does some good pole work during her shows, and her interaction with the tip rail squatters is normally quite good. In fact, she will often leave the stage and go around the floor playing with randomly selected people sitting in the cheap seats.
During the time that Kagney has been feature dancing, she has evolved into a rather good performer. (I personally thought that she performed quite well the first time I ever saw her dance!)
The beautiful young Kagney has blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and she measures a great-looking 36D-26-37.
In addition to being beautiful, Kagney is intelligent, very friendly, and she has a really good sense of humor. Plus she loves meeting and chatting with her fans.
Kagney is more than worth the drive to a nearby club or even a not-so-nearby club; therefore, it is my opinion that nobody should ever pass up on an opportunity to go out to see her perform and to meet her in person should she have a booking in their area.
Better yet, all of the readers should begin the process of greatly bugging the owners and managers of their local clubs until they book Kagney for a weekend appearance in said clubs.
Kagney can be ogled at: KagneyLinnKarter.com
Ann Marie Rios
After her show, I asked Derek Hay to tell Kagney that I had been there, and that I had said hello, then I raced up to the Rouge Gentlemen's Club, in Van Nuys, in an attempt to observe Ann Marie Rios' last show of the evening. Since I arrived at around seventeen minutes before 1AM, I thought I had succeeded. Then, right about one in the morning, I noticed Ann Marie and her roadie setting up for a meet and greet. Sure enough, it turned out that the club had put Ann Marie up well before the scheduled time for her last show causing me to miss it. As it turned out, she had finished her show and left the stage a couple of minutes before I walked in the door!
At least I was able to speak with my sweet friend for several minutes and get a few great hugs.
Once again I have made the mistake of forgetting to ask Ann Marie about her physical statistics. So I will again have to go with the information on her MySpace profile which indicates that she is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred seven pounds, and measures 34B-25-34. In addition, she has somewhat long brunette hair and brown eyes.
Since Ann Marie is the one who created her MySpace profile, I would have to believe that the information is accurate. Maybe there will come a day when I will think to ask Ann Marie about her statistics and write her answer. Until then, I will go with what I have.
Ann Marie is a smart and well spoken woman with a very good sense of humor. And if that weren't enough, she definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Even though I didn't get to see any of her shows this time around, I can safely say from past experience that Ann Marie is a good performer and commits good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail. In fact, she is another one who has a good habit of leaving the stage to play around with the people in the cheap seats.
I do recommend that if anybody gets a chance to go out to a nearby club to see Ann Marie Rios perform and to meet her in person, they should not allow the opportunity to slip past them. As sweet and friendly as Ann Marie is, I do believe they couldn't possibly be disappointed with the experience.
Ann Marie can be found at: AnnMarieRios.com
During the time I was in Rouge, I had a nice conversation with a house dancer who turned out to be none other than adult film actress Leilani Love.
I had planned to go to Phoenix, Arizona to spend Saturday evening, November 12 with Dakota Skye at the Hi-Liter, however, thanks to a couple members of my family, that plan rapidly went to hell in a hand-basket! (I won't bother anybody with the gory details.)
Since I didn't get to go to Phoenix, I thought I would return to the Rouge to spend some more time with Ann Marie and observe a couple of her shows. Yeah, right! That didn't happen either.
My truck driver son was in town that day, and I had agreed to go to dinner with him and his driving partner. Little did we know that the loaner truck they were driving was going to break down just forty miles from the Fontana OC. So by the time a tow rig came down from Santa Clarita and towed their rig to Fontana, they turned in the broken down loaner and picked up their tractor from the repair shop, and we made it to the Golden Corral Buffet in Hesperia, there wasn't any point in trying to get to Van Nuys in time for the trip to be worthwhile.
Since my weekend didn't work out as planned due to no fault of my own, I got upset enough to do something about it five days later. However, everybody will just have to wait until my next column is published to find out just exactly what insane thing I did. (No, I did not murder anybody.)
Okay folks, that will just about do it for now. It wasn't much of a weekend, but it beat having nothing to do at all. So let's all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss beautiful women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,