October 02, 2011 12:15pm
MWA: Danalustrous, Wild J's
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Simone Danalustrous and Wild J's! Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Okay people, here we go with the description of another insane trip to check out a club and spend time with an up and coming feature dancer friend of mine. I do hope that you folks will be curious enough to read on. If so, then let's do it like Pruitt used to do it!
In the late afternoon of Thursday, September 22, my sixteen year old son, his learner's permit, and I hit the road east. I made the trip in order to greatly surprise a friend and to have something to write about in regard to that particular weekend.
My son went with me in order to get out of school that Friday and the following Monday, get a good amount of cross-country interstate highway driving experience, and to very nearly complete his minimum hours of driving practice requirement in one weekend.
Friday afternoon, September 23, we stopped in Albuquerque, New Mexico, long enough to have lunch with Kylea Killeen and her friend Lauren MacEwen. (Kylea is a beautiful blonde feature dancer I know, and Lauren is the founder and the power behind 7Veils.com. 7Veils is a media company that has branched out to provide social media service to the adult entertainment industry.)
Once we had finished with lunch and filled up the old gas tank, we continued on to Canute, Oklahoma. After a stop in Amarillo, Texas, for more fuel, I arrived in Canute in time to check into the Sunset Inn, deposit my son and our belonging into our room, and race down the road to Wild J's Gentlemen's Club in time to catch the final portion of Simone Danalustrous' last show for the night. (What I saw was well worth the trip all by itself. Simone and three beautiful, blonde-haired, house dancers had themselves crammed into a small plastic wading pool filled with soapy water, and they were bathing each other and having lots of girl/girl fun in the process!)
During the small portion of this show I managed to see, Simone was only wearing a black G-string and a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The shoes were practically covered with rhinestones.
After the show had ended and Simone was taking her bows, she spotted me sitting by the back end of the stage. Her reaction to seeing me there also made the trip worthwhile!
More of Simone Danalustrous
Saturday night, September 24, I returned to Wild J's to spend so much time as possible with Simone and to observe all four of her shows.
For her first show of the evening, Simone pranced out onto the stage carrying a white stuffed toy rabbit. The rabbit was wearing a yellow and black tunic and a black top hat with a white ribbon hatband.
Simone was also carrying a white parasol, and she too was wearing a black top hat; however, Simone's top hat had a white flower on each side and a very long green ribbon hatband. Next Simone wore a green and white mini-dress. The skirt portion of the mini-dress was two tiered and somewhat ruffled. The top tier of the skirt portion of the dress was black and white checkered across the front half. With the dress, Simone wore a small white apron with a red heart in the middle of it. Beneath her dress, Simone wore a black bikini. Both the bikini bra and the panties had long ties that hung for over a foot down her back and from each hip. Both pieces were decorated with a scattering of rhinestones. On her legs, Simone wore a pair of above knee-length white stockings with horizontal black stripes. Simone's footwear for this show appeared to be the same shoes I saw her wearing the night before.
During this show, Simone performed a somersault that ended in the splits.
Simone ended this show with a ride for five, then went around the stage handing out strings of Mardi Gras beads to the tip rail patrons. She even tossed out a few strings to some of the people in the cheap seats.
This show was performed to, "This Must be the Place," by Miles Fisher, "LA LA," by Ashlee Simpson, "Crazy Bitch," by Buckcherry, and, "Move Your Body," by My Darkest Day.
Next up were house dancers Jennah and Natasha doing a hot girl/girl performance using chocolate syrup, whipped cream and cherries. Anybody who wasn't there to observe the action between Jennah and Natasha will never know what a turn-on they missed!
Jennah and Natasha were followed by a total of five house dancers performing together, and they did a very sexy job of it to say-the-least!
For her second show of the evening, Simone wore a long-sleeved, off-the-shoulder, blue mini-dress. (I'm referring to it as a mini-dress for lack of a better way of describing the item.) Around her waist Simone wore a narrow silver belt. Beneath the dress thing, she wore a black leotard, and under the leotard, she wore a green G-string. On her legs, Simone wore a black garter directly under each of her lovely buns. She also wore a pair of rainbow colored leggings over a pair of knee-length socks. The socks were a dark pink or possibly a light red. For footwear, she wore the same pair of shoes.
During this show, Simone wore red, green, and yellow fluorescent plastic bracelets from her wrists to her elbows. Near the end of this show, Simone removed the bracelets a few at a time and tossed them out to the customers.
This performance was ended by Simone bringing out her plastic wading pool and then bathing herself with fluorescent paints. (I believe this was the show during which Simone used her body to make, "paintings," on framed pieces of canvas.)
For this show, Simone performed to, "Burning Up," by Madonna, "Dancing in the Dark," by Dev, "Better with the Lights Off," by New Boyz, and, "Fever," by Cascada.
Shortly before Simone's third performance of the night, club owner Lauren LoVe performed a show herself.
For her performance, Lauren wore a sexy black mini-dress beneath which she wore nothing but a black G-string. Lauren's footwear was a pair of black shoes with spike heels and platform soles of moderate height.
Lauren ended her performance with a very interesting fire show using two flaming torches and two good-sized flaming black pots one on either side of the stage.
For her third show, Simone performed a belly dancer show.
During this show, Simone used a pair of see-through silvery wing-like pieces. She also had a long black scarf wrapped around her face like one might see an Arabic woman do, and she wore a black band on each of her upper arms, another one on her right wrist, and one on each of her ankles. Next she wore a black mini-skirt-like piece that was decorated with a lot of gold medallions. Simone also wore a wide black belt that had dark blue-green scarf-like pieces of material hanging down from it. She additionally wore a black bra decorated with sequins. Beneath her "mini-skirt" Simone wore a pair of white bikini panties that were decorated with sequins, and under the panties, she wore a black G-string. Simone's footwear for this show was a pair of flat-soled, sandal-like, black shoes.
To end this show, out came the plastic wading pool once again. This time around, Simone stood in the little pool while she drenched herself with body oil. Once she was literally covered with the body oil, she slowly and very sexily poured huge amounts of gold glitter all over her body. When she had finished, she almost looked like a gold statue!
During this show, Simone danced to, "Ojos Asi," by Shakira, "Hot Like Wow," by Nadia Oh, "Slave 4 U," by Britney Spears, and, "Object of Your Desire," by Amber.
For her final show of the booking, Simone danced onto the stage carrying two red feather fans, one in each hand, and wearing a red and black bustier. She also wore a black bra and a wide black belt. The belt was decorated with loops of gold chains. Simone additionally wore a black thong. And her footwear for this final show was a pair of above knee-length, stiletto-heeled, black boots with platform soles of moderate height.
To end this show, Simone did some very interesting, as in hot, girl/girl action with house dancer Cherry Bomb. Once they felt that it was time to move along, they rubbed various colors of fluorescent paint onto each other's bodies. Once they had applied all of the paint onto each other, they used their bodies to apply the fresh paint to T-shirts which Simone then threw out to some of the customers including moi.
Simone performed during this show to, "S&M," by Rihanna, "Eat you Alive," by Limp Bizkit, "Closer," by Nine Inch Nails, and, "Toyfriend," by Wynter Gordon.
Simone has a very sexy and exotic look about her. She is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are 34D-24-36.
As of this very night (September 24) I have known Simone for one year and two months, and I can safely say that she is one of the nicest women I've ever had the extreme pleasure of knowing. She is sweet, caring, an excellent conversationalist, has a great sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with the customers, who, if they are in their right minds, immediately become fans!
When I knew Simone as a house dancer, she was already better than some of the features I've met over the years. Now that she has had a few bookings as a feature, she performs as if she has been featuring for years! (I have read that Simone is a March 2011 graduate of the Pure Talent School of Dance, which would explain a lot.)
I cannot think of one good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see Simone perform and to meet her in person. Hey, I traveled a little over 1,200 miles one way to see her perform and to write this article! And that does not constitute a nearby club by any stretch of the imagination!
If there are any club owners and/or managers reading this column, they should by all means book Simone to perform in their clubs ASAP! They can't go wrong in doing so!
Simone does not have an official website that I am aware of; however, she can be found on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter. She also does webcam shows. I'm not certain, but when she is performing online, I believe she can be found on Cams.com.
Wild J's in Canute, OK
First and foremost, one of the owners of Wild J's Gentlemen's Club, in Canute, Oklahoma, is former touring feature dancer Lauren LoVe.
Wild J's has basically red and black walls and furnishings with some wood paneling in one area. The club has two pool tables and a fair sized bar. It also has a reasonably large, rectangular, stage with two brass poles. Actually, at the back-end, the stage spreads out into a large stage area that spans the width of the room. This larger portion of the stage could easily hold a four to six piece band.
While I didn't think to count them, the club has at least two seventy-two inch big screen televisions with all the latest sports and events.
The club has a very good DJ in Lee. (After closing time, Lee came over to me to introduce himself and to chat a while. As it turned out, Lee is originally from Westminster, California. I didn't get around to asking Lee how the heck he ended up in southwestern Oklahoma.)
The club has a good-looking crew of house dancers and waitresses. I was especially impressed with dancers Angel (She has a great sense of humor and personality plus!), Candy, Claudia (Claudia and I had the most interesting conversation after the club had closed.), Ivory, Jennah, Sunny and waitress Kat.
Getting back to Angel for a moment, the young lady has one of the most sparkling, extremely friendly, personalities I have ever come across in my life! She also has the greatest sense of humor one could find anywhere in the world!
Speaking of house dancers, I had barely walked into the club on this night when Jennah intercepted me and introduced herself. Jennah told me that Lauren had been talking to her employees and house dancers and had been saying so many good things about me, she felt that she just had to come over and meet me the moment she saw me walk in.
I noticed that Lauren, the security people, the bartender, the waitresses, the DJ, and all the house dancers all got along very well with each other. I would go so far as to say that they all seemed to share the same affection and love that the members of a close knit family would have for each other.
Lauren told me that the club plans to start booking one feature dancer a month starting with the legendary Aspen Reign in October.
If any people were to find themselves traveling along I-40, they are in the vicinity of Canute, Ok, and they have had enough driving for one day, They should exit the interstate at exit 47.
The Sunset Inn is a nice clean motel and is located right off of I-40 on the south side. There is a bar and grill across the street from the Sunset Inn that serves good, southern, country-style food, and Wild J's is a little less than a mile south on the left-hand side of the road.
Wild J's website is: Wild-J.com Wild J's can also be found on Facebook.
And that is a wrap! We should all meet back here the next time to discuss more of my insane quests to find beautiful women to write about. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,