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June 05, 2011 11:07am
MWA: Katarina Kat
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Company Press Release

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Before I speak of a beautiful young woman, I would like to address what appears to be a popular, but very untrue myth about how Ron Jeremy came to be known by the nickname of, "The Hedgehog."

Contrary to popular belief — a belief that I have been previously guilty of thinking could possibly be true myself - Ron's stature, current weight, and amount of body hair has absolutely nothing to do with him having said nickname. Ron was rather physically fit at the time he got the nickname.

The legendary Bill Margold bestowed the nickname, "The Hedgehog," upon Ron because of an incident on the set of, "Olympic Fever," which was shot in 1979. (The set was located near Lake Arrowhead in California's San Bernardino Mountains.)

Expecting warm weather, Ron had flown in from New York wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts.

During a motorcycle ride up to the set, the weather deteriorated to blizzard conditions, which chilled Ron dangerously close to a state of hypothermia.

Once Ron was on the set, he was immediately placed into a hot shower to warm him up.

After Ron had finished with the shower, his skin had taken on a pink hue due to the extreme changes in temperature, and the hairs on his body were standing on end. Upon seeing Ron if this condition, Bill commented, "You are a hedgehog, my friend, a walking, talking, hedgehog."

I have checked the validity of this story with my editor-in-chief, Steve Nelson, and he has assured me that it is the absolute truth.

I also had a lengthy telephone conversation with Bill Margold this evening, and he also told me that the story is absolutely true.

Bill related a lot more details of the story to me; however, even if I had recorded the phone call, it would take an entire and rather long column to tell the whole story.

If any of the readers were to ever get an opportunity to do so, they should do their best to charm Bill into telling them the story. Nobody, including myself, can tell a true story about anything that has ever taken place within the adult film industry better than Bill can!

Now that we have that out of the way, let us move on to the discussion of a lovely, sexy, and very limber young woman.

Katarina Kat

Saturday, May 28Th, I made the long drive up to Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, to see whether or not Katarina Kat would remember me, spend some time chatting with her, and to observe all three of her shows. (She instantly remembered me the second she saw my face.)

To start off her first show, Katarina wore a black, sleeveless, very short mini-dress. The mini-dress was saturated with some sort of a sparkly substance. Under the dress, she wore a white bra and a pair of black bikini panties. Beneath the panties, she wore a white thong. She also wore a pair of black shoes with a strap across the tops of her toes, straps around her ankles, stiletto heels and platform soles.

During this show, Katarina danced to, "Alena Dast," by Stromae, "Russian Girl," by Deepcentral, "Roumors (or possibly Rumors," by Timex Social Club, and, "Voila," by Radio Killer. (With the help of YouTube.com, I'm making educated guesses regarding the artists and/or groups performing all of the songs Katarina performed to on this night.)

At the beginning of her second show, Katarina wore a white halter top of sorts and a pair of black bikini panties. The panties were decorated with a scattering of silver sequins. They also had something like a pair of suspenders. The suspenders thing had one strap that went from the waistline of the panties up Katarina's back and split into two straps. These two straps then went over her shoulders and down her front to the waistline of the panties. Beneath her panties, Katarina wore a black G-string. Katarina wore the same shoes for this show.

This show was performed to, "Liberty City: The Invasion," by Cepera (Seryoga), "Dai Mne," (I can't determine who the artist might be.), "Allo Pronto," by Potap, featuring Vera Brezhneva, and, "I Am a Russian," by Russian Bounce, featuring Tony Nice.

At the kick off of her final show, Katarina wore a blue mini-dress that was interlaced with thin black lines. The dress also had black spaghetti shoulder straps and was practically covered with sequins. Beneath the dress Katarina wore a black lace bra and a pair of black bikini panties. Under her panties, she wore a red G-string. On her legs, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length black fishnet hose. The hose had two inches wide lace bands at the upper ends. Katarina once again wore the same pair of shoes. And why not? The shoes looked great with all three outfits!

The music for this show was, "Femme Like you," by K-Maro, "Qu'Est-Ce Que Ca Te Fout (remix)," also by, K-Maro, "Nice and Slow," by Usher, and, "Viens Me Voir," by Golden Crew.

Not only did Katarina perform well on the stage, she committed excellent up close, in your face, and personal interaction with both men and women alike. She also did some very good pole work. And when it comes to being a limber woman, it can easily be said that Katarina is a contortionist.

Katarina wore her hair in a ponytail the entire evening, and she looked quite sexy doing it.

Speaking of her hair, Katarina has long reddish-brown hair and piercing, very sexy, blue eyes. She stands five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are 34C-26-34.

Born in Russia, Katarina is many things. She is a former Russian circus star, a former adult film star, and a model who has been featured in many men's magazines and has posed for quite a bit of glamor photography. (Katarina was a circus performer from the ages of three to twenty.)

I do highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Katarina perform and to meet her in person should most definitely do so without fail. However, they should not take too long to do so. Katarina plans to stop feature dancing and attend college full time in the near future. (She will be sorely missed in the adult entertainment industry.)

There is some good news for any of the readers who might live in the Baton Rouge, Louisiana vicinity, or are within driving distance of Baton Rouge. After retiring from the adult film industry, Katarina moved to Baton Rouge, and now house dances at the Baton Rouge Gold Club. After telling me this information, Katarina laughingly commented that she is now the Gold Club's, "In house feature dancer." (For anybody who does not already know this, Stormy Daniels is a native of Baton Rouge and started her career as a house dancer at the Gold Club.)

Katarina can be found at: KatarinaKat.com

Upon entering the club on this night, the always gorgeous Jana greeted me at the door.

Shortly after taking a seat inside the club, house dancer Summer came over, sat down, and started chatting with me. In the, "small world," department, I already know Summer from when she used to dance at the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino, the North Hollywood Blue Zebra, and the Van Nuys Rouge.

Another house dancer that made a good impression on me during this particular evening was the lovely Stacie.

If anybody reading this were to find themselves in the vicinity of the Gold Club Centerfolds with some extra time on their hands, they should stop in, ask for Summer and Stacie, and possibly buy a few dances with them. Doing so should prove to be rather fun!

Conspicuous in her absence was my waitress buddy Teresa. When I asked where she was, I learned that she had moved to San Diego two weeks earlier. I am going to miss Teresa for a long time to come! Every time I have visited this club in the past, Teresa gave me a better, "girlfriend experience," than anybody else including all of the dancers!

At least my other waitress friend, Belinda, was still there, and there is a brand new, very cute and sexy-looking, waitress named Sicilia working at the club now.

During the time I spent in the club on this night, I saw three different copies of what I'll call a sign that I hadn't noticed before.

The sign was a photo of milk pouring over a pair of beautiful, bare, female breasts. Printed over the photo was the following caption: "Got milk? The next time your lady asks you to run errands and you wind up your buddies' place for the next five hours, bring your friends by Gold Club Centerfolds. Because like the saying goes, 'If you're going to be in the doghouse, you might as well be in there for a damn good reason.'"

Now that has got to be the most unique, creative, and amusing advertisement for a gentlemen's club I have ever seen.

Okay, that will just about do it for the time being. We should all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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