April 27, 2011 04:41pm
Myles' Weekend Adventures
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I'm certain there are some people in the world who will use this column to prove to themselves that I truly am insane. Please read on to learn about just how wild and crazy this particular weekend adventure truly was.
Thursday, April 14Th, I drove to the Hi-Liter Gentlemen's Club, in Phoenix, Arizona, to say hello to Dakota Skye and to observe her first show.
For the one show that I observed, Dakota carried a red and black trident and wore a pair of red horns on her head. She also wore a black eye mask and a large red Count Dracula-style collar with black trim. Next, Dakota wore a red bustier with black trim and no breast cups. With the bustier, she wore a long red skirt-like piece with black trim. Beneath the skirt-like piece, she wore a red and black thong with a long black tail attached to the waistband in the back. The tail had a large red arrowhead-like point at the end. Under the thong assembly, Dakota wore a black G-string. Her footwear was a pair of almost knee-length boots. The boots had one piece soles that served as both high heels and platform soles.
Once Dakota was down to her G-string (Don't forget, this is a topless club.), she produced a red devil puppet and a tiny fiddle. (This portion of the show garnered a lot of laughs, especially from some of the house dancers.)
I will not divulge any details of the puppet portion of Dakota's show. I do not want to be a party to the possibility of anybody stealing Dakota's ideas.
After the show, Dakota told me that she has a total of nineteen different puppets she works with in her shows. I for one would love to someday be able to say that I had seen every single one of her puppet shows!
Dakota performed her show to, "Heaven's On Fire," by Kiss, "Great Balls of Fire," by Jerry Lee Lewis, "Devil Went Down to Georgia," by Charlie Daniels, and, "Burn it to the Ground," by Nickelback.
While it was a little bit hard to tell considering the lack of a large crowd at the moment, I would venture to say that Dakota does well in the customer interaction department. I base this upon the way she interacted with myself and a couple of others.
Dakota is a lovely lady with blonde hair and blue eyes. She is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred eighteen pounds, and her measurements are 34D-25-35.
Having met Dakota at least twice now, I feel I can safely say that she is a very friendly, caring, intelligent, lady. She is also a good conversationalist, and it would appear that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I do recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Dakota Skye perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail. I know I would certainly like to see her perform again, and the sooner the better!
As for any club owners and/or managers who might be reading this, get busy and book this lady to perform in your clubs. You won't be sorry you did.
Dakota can be checked out at: Dakota-Skye.com
I had originally planned to stay long enough to observe all three of Dakota's shows; however, the very moment I stepped into the club, the day shift manager managed to greatly irritate me and completely ruin the mood for me.
The moment I set foot inside the club, the manager in question stepped up in front of me and said, (and this is as direct a quote as I can remember), "I know you're press and all, but you can't go just anywhere you want. You can't go in the back, don't talk to (unintelligible), and stay out of the DJ booth."
I responded that I have never once made any attempt to go into the back, and that I would have no reasonable purpose in doing so, so why would I? Before I could continue and say that the only time I ever approach the DJ booth is whenever I might need the DJ's help in hopefully identifying some of the music the feature performer had danced to, He said, "Well whatever, just obey the rules," and walked away.
When I apologized to Dakota and told her why I wasn't staying, she told me that said manager would be leaving at 6 PM, and that she had been told that his relief was a really cool guy. I again apologized to Dakota and told her that, since said manager had already ruined the mood by trying to tell me which parts of my job I was allowed to perform, I was going to go to dinner, then head on down the road to Texas.
I will no doubt return to the Hi-Liter in the future, but I doubt that I will do so on a Thursday. And if I feel I must go on a Thursday, I will get a couple of extra hours of sleep, then arrive just in time to eat at Pancho's Mexican Buffet and make it to the club in time for the last two shows of the evening. I feel that it is in the best interest for all involved that I avoid this particular manager at all costs. (Just for the record, I have never had a similar problem with any of the managers in any of the clubs I have ever been in, period! Nor have I ever had a problem with any of the other managers at the Hi-Liter.)
Friday, April 15Th, I arrived in San Angelo, Texas, with plenty of time to locate Desiree's Gentlemen's Club, check into a motel about a mile from the club, then go to a convenience store with a good price for gasoline to fill up my tank.
After fueling up, I returned to my motel and freshened up for the evening. I then went to a nearby Sonic Burger to eat, and returned to Desiree's, where I greatly surprised Sondra Saxon, and spent the evening hanging out with her and her entourage. Of course I stayed for all three of her shows.
For her first time on stage this evening, Sondra performed her Conan the Barbarian show. When she first stepped onto the stage, she carried a sword and wore a headband that was decorated with a design created with silvery metal studs. All in all, Sondra wore an all black leather costume, and just about all of the pieces of the costume were trimmed with real rabbit fur. On her arms, Sondra wore a pair of wristbands that went from the wrists up to the elbows.
Next she wore a jacket-like piece and a piece that was somewhat like a corset. Sondra also wore a bra with breast cups that were decorated with lots of silver sequins. The breast cups of the bra were trimmed with rabbit fur along the top edges. Sondra also wore a thong, and beneath the thong, she wore a black G-string. She additionally wore a red garter on her left thigh. On her legs, Sondra wore a pair of almost knee-length leggings that were constructed with leather and rabbit fur. For footwear, she wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.
Sondra performed this show to the, "Conan the Barbarian," movie theme, "Indestructible," by Disturbed, "Pole Rider," by HellYeah, "Love-Hate-Sex-Pain," by Godsmack, and, "Mr. Brownstone," by Guns and Roses.
Sondra's second show was her 50's show. For this performance, she carried a vinyl-plastic guitar onto the stage. She wore a white, short-sleeved, top with a black poodle above her left breast. She next wore a long red skirt decorated with a large, white, poodle. Sondra also wore a leather, "Grease," jacket. Under her skirt, Sondra wore a black crinoline petticoat, and under her top, she wore a black bra. The breast cups of the bra were literally covered with silver sequins. To finish out the costume, Sondra wore what appeared to be the same thong, G-string, garter, and shoes.
For this show, Sondra performed to a remix of, "My Boyfriend's Back," "Mr. Postman," by Juelz Santana, "Greased Lightning," by John Travolta, from, "Grease, the Movie," and, "Great Balls of Fire," by the Misfits.
Sondra's final show of the evening was her dominatrix show. For this one, she wore a good-sized black leather cap that looked a lot like a policeman's hat. The cap was decorated with gold chains. Sondra additionally wore a long-sleeved, motorcycle-style, midriff jacket with gold trim. Next she wore a pair of black shorts also with gold trim. On her arms, Sondra wore a pair of fingerless, above elbow-length, gloves that were decorated with, yes, gold chains. Beneath her costume, Sondra wore a black bra and thong set. She also wore what, once again, appeared to be the same garter, G-string and shoes. (I had no problem with Sondra using these items with all three costumes. They worked very well in all three cases.)
For this performance, Sondra danced to, "Asylum," by Disturbed, "Monster," by Skillet, "Cochise," by Audioslave, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," by Good Charlotte, and, "Are you Gonna be My Girl," by Jet.
Saturday evening, because it was already getting late by the time a decent-sized crowd showed up, Sondra only performed two shows instead of three.
For the first show, she repeated her dominatrix show with the same exact costume but with different music.
The music this evening was, "S&M," by Rihanna, and, "Dirty Dancer," by Trey Songz, I think. I was unable to find out what her third song was. Her fourth song was, "Fireman," by Lil Wayne, and her final song was, "Juicebox." Nobody was certain of exactly who the artist was on this one.
For her final show of this booking, Sondra performed what I'm going to call her, "Top Gun," show. She came onto the stage wearing an all black costume. She also wore a black choker that was decorated with lots of small diamond-like stones. Sondra also wore a long sleeved top with military aviation-style patches attached to it, two on each shoulder and one over each of her breasts. Next Sondra wore a pair of long pants. The pants opened along the outside seams of the legs for easy removal.
Under her top, Sondra wore a bra that was literally covered with gold sequins. Once Sondra had removed her pants, she revealed a thong that was also covered with gold sequins. Beneath her thong, she wore a black G-string. She additionally wore a gold sequined garter on her left thigh. Sondra's footwear was a pair of black, stiletto-heeled shoes with platform soles of moderate height. The stiletto heels of these shoes were unique in the fact that they had many gold flakes embedded within them creating a design of sorts.
Sondra performed this show to, "Danger Zone," by Kenny Loggins, "Indestructible," by Disturbed, "Knee Deep in the Dead," by Lollipop Lust Kill, "Careless Whisper," by Seether, and, "Fight for Your Right to Party," by the Beastie Boys.
Sondra ended all of her shows by performing fire shows with two flaming torches. Once the torches had burned out, an assistant again soaked them, reignited them, and handed them back to Sondra who then used them to blow two large fire balls.
Once the fire shows were finished, Sondra would end the show with a game of cooter ball for 8x10s.
Sondra is one of the best stage performers currently in the business today, and she does excellent pole work. Also, her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is excellent indeed!
Sondra Saxon is a beautiful woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes She is five feet five inches tall, weighs in at one hundred thirty pounds, and her measurements are 36D-26-36. Talk about shapely!
Originally from Kentucky, and still living there, Sondra is the quintessential southern girl. She is sweet, kind, caring, and intelligent. And she can hold a great conversation with just about anybody. As if all of that weren't enough, Sondra loves to meet and chat with her fans!
Treat Ms. Saxon the way a lady should be treated, and you will have a great friend for life!
For anybody who has read this far, I shouldn't even have to make any recommendations, but I will.
I do highly recommend that everybody should find a way to get to a club to see Sondra perform and to meet her in person. I cannot see how anybody could possibly be disappointed by the experience. And for the club owners and managers, if you haven't already had Sondra perform in your clubs, get busy and book her a.S.a.P.!
Pay Sondra a visit at: SondraSaxon.com
While I wasn't told the exact details, and I didn't think to ask until it was too late, Sondra and her assistant picked up Natasha Vega in West Virginia, and she is now touring the country with Sondra and learning the ropes in preparation for becoming a feature dancer herself in the near future
Natasha entered into the adult film industry earlier this year, and she recently spent time in Los Angeles shooting scenes. Natasha told me that she has already been featured on eight box covers. That is unprecedented given her short time in the industry.
Natasha is a very sexy young woman who has dark brown hair and hazel eyes. She also has some Native American blood which gives her a beautiful light olive complexion. She stands five feet three and one half inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and she measures a lovely 34C-24-34.
Natasha is extremely friendly and a world of fun to chat with. She is also a very fun-loving person. Because of all of this, she greatly helped to make the weekend a real blast! She was a very pleasant extra added bonus and was a great part of all the reasons why it was well worth the cost of the trip!
In my opinion, Natasha is already a good performer on stage, and she does some very good work on the pole. I myself very much enjoyed watching her on stage during the two nights I was there!
So, I want everybody to start throwing her name around at their local clubs and asking the club owners and managers to be on the look out for Natasha. Of course, everybody should tell the owners and managers of their local clubs to book Natasha just as soon as she becomes available.
Unfortunately, there does not appear to be an official website for Natasha at this time. Of course that stands to reason. After all, she has only been in the industry for a few months. In the meantime, she can be found on Facebook, and I'm certain an Internet search should turn up at least some information about her.
This club is well laid out and efficient. It has comfortable furnishings, clean restrooms, and a friendly, helpful, staff which includes the general manager, Tim Hinojosa, shift manager and Tim's general assistant, Whit Shields, Robert, who is head of security, staff member Rocky (I never learned exactly what Rocky's job is, but he was all over the place working hard.), and two very good DJs. One DJ was Howie, I think his name was, and I never caught the Friday night DJs name, unfortunately.
Desiree's also has a crew of good-looking dancers and waitresses.
I was especially impressed with waitresses Aimee', Becky and Sadie. All three of these ladies are good-looking, sweet and very friendly. In fact, all three of these ladies were greatly instrumental in helping to keep any boredom that might have been lurking about between Sondra's shows at bay. This is because of the fact that every single time any of these lovely ladies passed by me, they stopped to chat and joke around with me, even if it were only for a few seconds. (After all, the ladies did have jobs to do, and I can attest to the fact that they all do their jobs quite well!)
Desiree's has seven pool tables, and the club conducts pool tournaments on Sundays.
The club has red and green lighting except over the pool tables of course.
Desiree's has its main stage and a secondary stage. It also has four large VIP booths for private parties. Each of these booths have a pole for dancing. If the club is crowded, and all four of these booths are full, the dancers will perform on the main stage, then perform on the secondary stage, and then perform in each of the VIP booths, in order, on the way to the back of the club.
Based on the two DJs that worked the club during my time there, I would have to say that the club has very good, entertaining, DJs. The club also has a very good sound system for the DJs to work with.
On one last note, when I first arrived and announced myself to the doorman, he called Tim Hinojosa out and introduced me. Tim then took me to the office, got me a cold bottle of water, and we proceeded to become acquainted with each other and exchange notes, so-to-speak.
A little while later, Tim took me on a grand tour of the club and its workings.
I very much like Desiree's and wish I didn't live so far away. Not only do I like this club, but I didn't meet one single person associated with the club that I didn't like. They are all a great bunch of people.
If any of my readers ever find themselves in San Angelo, Texas, they should make certain they find some time to visit Desiree's and have some fun. I myself hope to be able to return to the club someday. In fact, I would like to be able to attend the Miss Hot Body 2011 contest later this year, as an observer, not a contestant, of course.
Red Parrot Annual Custom Car Show
On my way home Sunday, April 17Th, I stopped by the Red Parrot, in El Paso, Texas, to check out the club's Spring Bling Vi Annual Custom Car Show.
This year, the show was hosted by Jade Simone St. Clair and Somaya Reece.
Just about the time I had walked the length of the show and had seen almost all of the cars, I came across Jade, Somaya, and several photographers. Within about a minute, Jade turned and saw me. (her surprised reaction was priceless).
After giving me a hug and saying hello, what a surprise it was to see me, etc., Jade introduced me to Darius Belcher, the owner of the Red Parrot.
Darius told me to wait in the temporary outside bar area, and that once he was finished walking Jade and Somaya around, he would come get me and give me a guided tour of the club. After not too terribly long of a wait, Darius made good on his word.
During the grand cook's tour of the club, Darius introduced me to three of his managers, Ernie Arroyo, John F. Spencer, and Laura Hernandez. He also introduced me to a trusted employee, Dave Hernandez, and his mother Lillian Belcher. His mom is definitely a Jill of all trades. He duties include filing the taxes and other paperwork, and generally working hard to help run the club.
Once inside the club, it turned out to be much larger than I had imagined based on things I had heard.
The club has a large, T-shaped, stage with three poles. It also has two pool tables and ten televisions. There is an upstairs VIP room and a good sized bar.
Darius also took me to a rather large room that is used as a dressing room for the feature dancers. The walls of this, "feature dancer dressing room," are virtual walls of fame. The walls of the room are literally covered with writings, autographs and autographed 8X10 photos of past, and many that have appeared multiple times, feature dancers.
The Red Parrot appears to be another great club to visit and have fun in, and I am hoping to be able to make a trip to the club in the very near future. If I am in fact able to make a trip to the Red Parrot, I'll no doubt have a little more to say about the club at that time.
This brings us to the end of another long and insane adventure of mine. Let's all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of beautiful, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,