May 21, 2001 09:00pm
Ask Antonia Anything
Source: Ask Antonia Anything
by: Antonia
Greetings, horny guys and accommodating girls! I am Antonia, your love doctor and I want to welcome you to my HOT HOT HOT column... Are your eyeglasses fogging? If not they will be very soon because I guarantee that this is going to be one sexy happening section of the already hip and happening Adult Industry News. I want to thank AINews' love muffin editor, the sexy Mr. Steve Nelson. Now there is a man who knows how to make a woman happy!
I have spent the last few days perusing over the multitude of e-mails from our sexy readers. WOW! What a turn on!!! It's all I can do to keep my hands off my pussy and on the mouse.... What I will be doing in this section is going thru these hot emails and answering them personally. So keep those emails coming so I can keep my job!
The majority of the queries are from gentlemen interested in breaking into the Adult Film Industry either in front or behind the camera. Well I wish I could personally interview each and every one of you personally, but alas, the twain shall never meet on this Astral Plane.
So let me give you some practical advice: Get with a reputable agency - namely World Modeling in Sherman Oaks, CA. You can get the number thru directory assistance and they are the number one outfit for placing talent before the camera. You can't go wrong with them. For those of you seeking employment behind the camera, let me suggest "The Very Blue Book" which is available from our editor. There is also an excellent publication called the "The Porn Stud Handbook" available from:
Worth Mentioning Productions
8231 Delongpre Ave. #1
West Hollywood, CA 90046.
One particularly enterprising individual who expressed an interest in writing plots actually sent me some samples of his work, but there was one thing missing; A PLOT!!!!!! DUUUUDE...
A dangling participle is more than just something hanging from your pants. You don't need a Love Doctor, you need a Script Doctor!
A lot of your sexy emails also wanted to locate specific sites for specific needs. Example:
Derrick@[address redacted] asks:
"I travel a lot through the country and I was wondering if there was a list of x-rated theaters?"
Derrick my dear your prayers have been answered. Go to www.phone-soft.att you will find a very comprehensive list of theaters, gentlemen's clubs etc. There is also a chain of adult oriented entertainment throughout the southwest called Megaplexxx. Have fun! Now let's say that Darling Derrick were to travel outside of the country he should check out www.ficeb.com, a website from Barcelona, Spain. I personally checked out this site and there is some horny stuff going on in that lovely country.
Another request for goings on around the world came from VictorB[address redacted] who asks, "Do you know of any porn sites in Canada?" Canada eh???? Well log on to www.freeporncanada.com, again, I personally checked out this site and IT ROCKS!!!!
Kidmatt[address redacted] was wondering if there was a homepage for the beautiful Raylene. There were over 25 sites with her name on it but no home page. However there is a fan-based page I really liked called ifriends.net.
Shawn from Indiana wanted to know where he could find the Pamela Anderson/Brett Michaels video. Shawn, that is about as easy to find as a horny guy at an AVN convention, but FYI here it is: you can find it at www.rawhardcorepics.com.
I personally have not seen this one so I cannot give an opinion, but if you want to see truly great Rock meets Porn epic check out "Vince Neil and Janine", WOW!!! Now THAT"S what I call cross-over!
And finally, Mr. Alex Z[address redacted] writes: "I was wondering how I can become a male escort...it has always been a dream of mine" Alex, check out www.thatmall.com probably the best escort referral site in the country.
Well that's all for now, keep those sexxxy letters cumming!
Love,
Antonia...
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