July 27, 2010 06:32am
Naughty America Takes Comic-Con
by: Dave Michaels
''Naughty America Takes on Comic-Con 2010'' Review and commentary by Dave Michaels from www.thejizzbiz.com
(SAN DIEGO, CA) -- In what should have been a no-brainer, porn is finally making a resurgence back to where itís most beloved fans attend. The 2010 Comic-Con comic/sci-fi/movie and television convention in San Diego.
Thatís right! Horny, sweaty 20-50 year olds with plenty of expendable cash to go around made way to their dweeb mecca by the ocean, to play video games, watch movies, see hot, sexy booth girls, and finally a porn company thought of making an appearance at the event.
Naughty America, truly is the King of All Porn! None of the ''big boys'' of adult thought of making a presence. Naughty America had a bevy of beauties at all the major street corners at the convention handing out goodies and t-shirts to all the fans of nerdom. People on the convention floor were just being interviewed why they didnít see more adult companies open a ''safe'' booth to hand out their wears. I mean, isnít there a bunch of adult comic and TV show parodies being made in erotica right now?
It would have been righteous to see a booth next to the real stars of ''The Big Bang Theory'', also signing autographs at the convention, and both casts could have done a mash up photo op! Wouldnít it be funny to see the fans dressed up as Batman and also take a picture of the adult equivalent and sexy Bat chicks also?
What? Worried about the little ones seeing the ''adult doppelgangers'' Ė please! The show floor had more sex and gore than a remake of Hostel 7, and no one would have mind. The mainstream media Eats up this shit and the press would have been enormous for an adult company to take advantage of.
So hatís off to Naughty America for taking the step in the right direction. Screw Las Vegas and itís ''Adult Convention'', this is where the action was at and a built in audience of over 100,000 fans, All of the other adult conventions combined - 10 fold, would never see these numbers. Time for the smut world to get with it and open up shop next year at the Comic-Con. Get a suite at a nearby hotel and pass out special badges on the floor for exclusive screenings and swag to give. Have the hotties sign autographs and pose for pictures at exclusive events around town. Come on people, do I have to spell this out.
You just had the best chance of bringing up the sorry sales you have been having by attending the Biggest event of itís kind with the Biggest built in audience!
Whew. I need a break. And now itís time for you all to think about this.
Until next year,