September 30, 2009 09:10pm
MWA: Bare Bowling, Jada Deville, Monique Alexander, Alexis Amore, Shy Love
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This time around, we will start with the most interesting bowling anybody will ever see. Then, we will take a Deville via Alexander to a lot of love in two different languages! Now that should make at least a few people somewhat curious, so lets get straight to the discussion of my gorgeous ladies without any further ado.
Sunday, September 6Th, I attended and covered P.A.W.'s Bare Bowling FUNdraiser at a location that must remain undisclosed for various security type reasons.
While at the event, the people I saw that I know or have at least met before were: The legendary Bill Margold and my editor-in-chief Steve Nelson of course, James Bartholet, Anita Blue, Sasha Brand, Anita Cannibal, Chris Charming, intuitive reader and listener Angelae Le'Chastaignier, Jessica D'Vine, Ron Hightower, Powder, Alicia Rio, Raquel Sieb, Lucky Starr, Evan Stone, and Craig Valentine.
The people I met for the first time during the event were: Izybella Blu, Kasey Chase, Scotty Coxxx, Danika Lamb, amateur Nikki Lee, Tommy Lei (pronounced Lee), Magdaline St. Michaels, Paris Marie, Victoria Norton, Cali Rider, Natasha Skinski, Neveah Sky, JoAnna Storm, and Sherry Wyne.
On a note of possible interest, most, if not all, of the industry ladies who bowled did so topless.
Sasha Brand, Anita Cannibal, and JoAnna Storm all ran around the bowling alley anywhere from completely nude to wearing just enough to enhance their nudity without covering up any of the goodies
Bare Bowling, as usual, was a fun event that raised money for a good cause. Everybody had a lot of fun, and Anita Blue was the life of the party so-to-speak. That is, except for the flat, insincere, ''hello,'' she uttered to me without even glancing in my direction when I said hello to her.
Thursday evening, September 10Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Jada Deville and to observe the one show she performed on this night.
For this show, Jada wore a black motorcycle-style leather jacket. She also wore a black sleeveless top, leather I think, and black leather, I think, pants. The pants were somewhat like a cross between pants and chaps. I say this because of the fact the pants had a large cutout area that exposed Jada's lower abdominal area as well as most of her beautiful buns. Under her pants, Jada wore a black thong. She additionally wore a gold- colored metal belt, for lack of a better way to say it, around her body and just a little below her waist. On her feet, Jada wore a pair of black leather, pointed toed, boots with stiletto heels.
Jada opened with, ''Black Betty.'' I haven't been able to determine who the group was on this version. Next came a version of, ''Ghost Riders in the Sky,'' that I've never heard before. It was a far cry from a country rendition, and I haven't a clue who the artist was. Jada then finished with a song that neither the DJ nor I recognized. In fact, I would be surprised if I were to discover that I've ever heard it before. Needless-to-say, I have no idea who the artist was.
The main problem is that Jada had all of her music for this show on a CD of her own. Therefore, the DJ couldn't give me any information, and I didn't get a chance to speak with Jada after the show under the circumstances.
At one point in her show, Jada went out onto the floor, selected one lucky customer, led him up onto the stage, and proceeded to make the guy glad he dropped in. Once she had finished with Mr. Lucky Guy, she had several house dancers come up onto the stage with her. She then lay down on the stage, placed 3X5 photos all over her body and had the house girls remove the photos with their lips all at the same time. Can anybody imagine just how sexy and wild that looked to everybody? Give Jada a full tip rail, in a club where she doesn't have to worry about anything, and her interaction with the customers can and usually does get quite interesting to say the least!
I really don't know if I should be saying anything or not, and I didn't get a chance to ask Jada for her opinion. But here goes nothing. As the DJ was giving Jada's introduction, without getting any closer to me than she absolutely had to, Jada informed me that she had the flu. Because she was sick, Jada told me that she didn't want me to sit at the tip rail for fear of getting me sick. I must admit that I could tell that she was feeling rather badly.
If there are any very young feature dancers, or feature wannabes, reading this, take note ladies. When Jada's music started, she put a huge, beautiful, smile on her lovely face, walked onto the stage, and performed as if she were feeling one hundred seventy-five percent better than on the best day of her life! I don't believe there was a single costumer in the club that had any idea that Jada was feeling badly! Now that is a perfect example of a truly professional feature dancer! (Had it been me, I would have been in a bed somewhere begging somebody to feed me chicken noodle soup and pamper me!)
Jada is quite beautiful and a very sexy woman with long blonde hair. She is also smart, a very good conversationalist, and she has a great sense of humor. In fact, she is not above a good practical joke given an opportunity. I always enjoy being around Jada immensely! Additionally, Jada loves to meet and chat with her fans.
Once again I have made the mistake of thinking I already had Jada's physical statistics; therefore, I failed to ask Jada about the Information. Although, according to what I have found on the Internet, Jada's measurements are 36EE-24-36. I have no idea what Jada's height and weigh are, and I refuse to make a guess. (What do I look like, a carnival worker?) I do know that Jada is a beautiful woman with a great looking and very desirable body!
Jada is one of the most excellent feature dancers in the business. And, I do recommendation that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Jada perform, and to meet her in person, slip past them!.
Pay Jada a visit at: JadaDeville.com and JadaDeville.net
Friday night, September 11Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Monique Alexander and to observe her last two shows of the evening. (Yes, I procrastinated again and missed the first show.)
For her second show, the first that I saw, Monique wore a ruffled-like white piece around the elbow area of each arm. These items were not sleeves connected to any other part of the costume, but they gave a sleeve-like appearance. Each piece had one small black bow on the outer side. (if I could describe them any better, I would.) Monique also wore a green corselet with white breast cups. This article had two thin white lines that went horizontally over the tops of the breast cups and around her sides stopping just beneath her shoulder blades. The corselet had black ribbon lacing in the back. Next, Monique wore a combination of a black mini-skirt, with a narrow white line around the bottom hem, and a white crinoline petticoat. Beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a pair of black bikini panties. Monique's footwear was a pair of almost knee-length, high-heeled, black boots that laced up the front and had platform soles.
Monique's first song was, ''When I Grow Up,'' by the Pussycat Dolls. I didn't recognize her second song, and both the DJ and Monique drew a complete blank when asked. Monique's third song was, ''Hollywood,'' by Byonce, and her fourth song was, ''Give Me More,'' by Britney Spears.
At the start of her third and final show of the evening, Monique wore a white corselet with two horizontal black lines that went over the tops of the breast cups and ran almost all the way around her back. This item had a black ribbon laced through the middle of the front. Next came a white, semi-pleated, (is there such a thing?) mini-skirt with two black lines around the bottom of the skirt. The skirt also had a small black star on each side just above the black lines. The mini-skirt was actually a combination of a skirt and a black crinoline petticoat. Finishing out the costume were what appeared to be the same bikini panties and boots.
Monique performed this show to, ''SOS,'' by Rihanna, ''Radar,'' by Britney Spears, ''American Boy,'' by Estelle featuring Kanye West, and, ''Superstar,'' by Lupe Fiasco featuring Mathew Santos.
Monique's interaction with the customers, both male and female, and some of the house dancers during this evening was excellent to say the least!
Monique is a beautiful lady who stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures an all natural 32B-24-34.
Monique performs very well on stage. Additionally, she is very friendly, she has a good sense of humor and the lady is capable of holding an intelligent conversation with anybody who has any intelligence at all. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I can think of no reason for anybody to ever fail to get out to a nearby club, see Monique perform, and meet her in person assuming they are ever presented with the opportunity to do so.
Monique can be found at: MoniqueAlexander.net
Saturday night, September 12Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with my friend Alexis Amore and to observe her first show of the evening.
For the one show I saw, Alexis wore a short, tight, black dress with the upper portion of a skeleton as in the ribcage and skull formed on the front by blinking lights (that was the first time I've ever seen anything like that on a dancers costume.) Alexis also wore a black garter belt, a pair of black fishnet hose and a black thong. On her feet were a pair of clear plastic shoes with spike heels and low platform soles.
Alexis started this show to the Korn remake of, ''Kill Santa Claus,'' from, ''The Nightmare Before Christmas,'' movie which was directed by Henry Selick and produced and co-written by Tim Burton. I did not recognize her second and third song, and the DJ also drew a blank. Alexis told me that the two songs were performed by Byonce and Snoop Dogg, but she herself could not remember what the titles were.
This hot-looking Hispanic beauty stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred two pounds and measures 34D-22-34.
Alexis is an intelligent, very friendly, and quite charming woman who has a really good sense of humor! And, she definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans!
Alexis is a good performer, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is generally excellent. So, I can't think of one good reason why anyone should ever fail to take advantage of any opportunity to go out to a nearby club, or even a not so nearby club, to see Ms. Amore perform and to meet her in person. I don't believe anybody would be disappointed by the experience.
Look for Alexis at: ClubAlexis.com
After leaving the L. A. Rhino, I backtracked to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend the rest of the evening with another friend, Shy Love, and to observe her last two shows.
For her second show of the evening, Shy wore a jungle-like style camouflage corselet and a small, matching, mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a lacy black thong. On her feet were a pair of shiny black, mid-thigh length, high-heeled, platform-soled, boots.
Shy performed this show to, ''Don't Stay,'' by Linkin Park, ''Crazy Bitch,'' by Buckcherry, ''Twisted Transistor,'' by Korn, and, ''My Generation,'' by Limp Bizkit.
At the start of her final show, Shy wore a black hat and a black and gray pinstriped, long-sleeved, short coat with long tails and white lapels. The sleeves of the coat had wide white cuffs complete with gold-colored cuff-links. The coat also had a white patch of material that simulated a folded handkerchief in a left breast pocket. The finishing touches to this costume were what appeared to me to be the same thong and boots.
Shy ended this show with some delicious-looking strawberries and a can of whipped cream. I'm certain the readers can come up with some good ideas as to what uses Shy had for the berries and whipped cream.
The DJ told me the first song for this show was, ''Eating Me Up Inside,'' but he didn't know the artist, and I can't find anything about it on the Internet. I was told that the second song was, ''With You,'' but nobody could tell me who the artist was on this one either. The third song was, ''Breaking Me Down,'' and once again, I have no idea who the artist was and nobody could tell me. The final song was, ''A.D.I.D.A.S.,'' by Korn.
Shy Love is quite the performer on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail squatters is always quite good.
I still didn't think to ask Shy about her physical statistics. So, I will again have to use what I found on the Internet quite some time ago. According to the Internet Information, Shy is five feet, five inches tall and measures 36C-24-34. Shy has dark hair and dark eyes, and she is a sexy and very exotic looking Hispanic beauty. (She is Puerto Rican-American, if I remember correctly.)
Shy is intelligent, and she is a good conversationalist. She is also quite friendly, and she very much enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I highly recommend that everybody should get out to a nearby club to see Shy perform and to meet her in person if they are given the opportunity. I'm reasonably certain that nobody would be disappointed with the experience.
Visit Shy at: ShyLoveXXX.com
Okay folks, that's a wrap! Let's all meet back here the next time and continue our ongoing discussion of hot, beautiful, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,