September 01, 2009 07:18pm
MWA: Tali De'Mar, Roxy Jezel, Kaiya Lynn, Charmane Star, Shy Love, Brooke Haven
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I had meant to say more about Tali De'Mar's performance for the Miss Exotic USA contest in my Owners Expo write up, but I somehow forgot to do so. Therefore, I am going to do it now.
Tali wore a beautiful, elaborate, all white costume that absolutely defies description. The costume was so elaborate that under her bra, Tali wore a pair of large pasties with a long tassel hanging from each one, and that doesn't even begin to properly describe the costume!
The way Tali performs leads me to believe that she must have spent hundreds of hours watching and studying old movie clips of the performances of old time burlesque stars such as Blaze Starr, Gypsy Rose Lee, and Sally Rand. Tali did a little bit of everything including coming up with two huge, white, feather fans and performing a mini fan dance ala Sally Rand. (No, I never saw any of those great ladies perform. Contrary to popular believe, I'm not quite that old.)
Since the Expo, I have learned through an e-mail from Tali that she started out as a burlesque artist in New York City, where she lived, and she only began working in the gentlemen's clubs last year! That does tend to set her apart from the average feature dancer.
I can not say anything about customer interaction. This is because of the fact that Tali was performing in a contest situation, and the tip rail was filled with the four contest judges and a large gaggle of photographers.
Tali is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 36D-24-36. Oh yes, Tali also has long flaming red hair! Now how close to perfect can a lady get!? And, I can testify to the fact that Tali is very personable and a lot of fun to chat with! The fact that she is beautiful goes without saying!
TaliDeMar.com will be coming soon, and there is a gorgeous photo of Tali to be found there already. While people are waiting for Tali's website to be completed and officially launched, they can get acquainted with her at: Facebook.com/TaliDeMar MySpace.com/TaliDeMar and Twitter.com/TaliDeMar
There is a great YouTube video clip of one of Tali's performances on her MySpace profile.
If there are any club owners and/or managers reading this, get off your butts and book this beautiful redhead as soon as possible! As for everybody else, do not pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Tali perform. It will be an experience that will not soon be forgotten! I also want everybody to start the bugging process at their local clubs to get said clubs to book Tali. (I have already told one of the managers at the Rio Gentlemen's Club all about Tali in glowing detail.)
Now then, let us move on to the ladies I have observed more recently.
Roxy Jezel, Kaiya Lynn, Charmane Star
Thursday, August 27Th, after driving home from Las Vegas, I turned around and drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to see Roxy Jezel and Charmane Star, and to meet Kaiya Lynn. Mika Tan was suppose to be one of the performers, but for some reason she couldn't be there, so Roxy was substituted.
Roxy, Kaiya and Charmane performed in that order. I'm certain the plan was for all three ladies to go on stage together in a grand finale show, but I headed home before it took place. I was simply too beaten, abused, and exhausted to stay any longer. I was lucky I made the eighty-four mile drive home without falling asleep at the wheel and killing myself as it was! In fact, I almost nodded off several times within the last twenty-plus miles.
For her solo show, Roxy Jezel carried a pair of white pom-poms and wore a blue and white cheerleader style costume. This costume consisted of a short top and a small mini-skirt. I didn't see any panties, etc., beneath the mini-skirt, and I didn't notice anything that looked like any type of panties or bikini bottoms lying on the stage. Roxy's footwear was a pair of knee-length white boots that laced up the front and had spike heels and platform soles.
Roxy performed her solo show to the songs, ''Circus,'' ''Womanizer,'' and, ''Shattered Glass,'' all by Britney Spears.
Roxy, is a one half English, one half Thai, native of London, England. Her complexion is a light brown which may very well be a nice tan for all I know. She has hypnotic brown eyes and shiny, long, dark brown hair. All of the above gives her a very exotic look.
Everything was so hectic during this event, I again forgot that I have yet to ask Roxy about her physical statistics. So once again, I will have to rely on the information I have gleaned from the Internet.
According to what I have seen on the Net, Roxy is an even five feet tall, and weighs one hundred five pounds. She measures an all natural 32B-24-32. Her beautiful, perky, breasts are firm and feel great! I should know. I have had the pleasure of rubbing body lotion onto her gorgeous globes at least twice in the past!
Roxy is quite friendly, and she can hold her own in an intelligent conversation against anybody. Plus, she very much enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Roxy has already become a good performer, and she gets better every time I see her. I always enjoy Roxy's performances, and I go to see her every chance I get.
I don't think anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Roxy perform and to meet her in person.
Roxy can be ogled at: RoxyJezelClub.com and MySpace.com/RoxyJezel
For Kaiya Lynn's solo performance, she wore a bra with red straps and red and black breast cups. The breast cups actually appeared to have some sort of a design on them that was formed with red and with black sequins. Next Kaiya wore a practically non-existent, red plaid, pleated, mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt was a pair of white panties, and on her feet were a pair of knee-length, stiletto-heeled, black boots.
I seem to remember that the first song Kaiya performed to was an Indian song, but whatever it was, nobody could tell me anything about it. I have Nivena written down in my notepad. From the way I wrote it, I believe I was told that it was the name of the artist or group that recorded the song. All I can find on the Internet is an Indian song that is apparently named, ''Nivena Nanu.'' I believe that is what Kaiya opened her performance with, but I couldn't swear to it under oath in a court of law. Also, I can't find any group with the name, ''Nivena.'' Kaiya's second song was, ''Video Phone,'' by Beyonce, and she finished the show with, ''Don't Mess with My Man,'' by Nivea.
To start her solo show, Charmane Star wore a black vest and a white peasant shirt style top. She also wore a sheer black garter belt and black fishnet hose. Charmane additionally wore a black thong. For footwear, she wore a pair of mid-thigh high silver boots that glittered like a big pile of diamonds. The boots came complete with clear stiletto heels and platform soles.
While Charmane did perform her show to three songs, the only thing I can tell anyone about her music is that the last song was, ''Love Song,'' by 311.
Charmane is a good performer on stage, and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers is very good.
Charmane is a beautiful young woman who is five feet tall, weighs an even one hundred pounds and measures 32C-21-33. Not only does Charmane have a very sexy body and face, but she also has a great personality, a great sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Charmane can be ogled at: CharmaneLive.com
Roxy, Kaiya and Charmane all perform well on stage, and their interaction with the tip rail customers is generally quite good. I can see no reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see any of them perform and to meet them in person.
Friday, August 28Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to hang out with Shy Love and to observe all three of her shows.
By hanging out, I do mean literally. Between Shy's first signing and her second performance, I hung out in her dressing room with her and her roadie. However, we weren't able to speak with each other all that much. This is because of the fact that Shy is a very busy and hard working lady! Shy conducted her talent agency business the entire time from almost the moment we entered the dressing room until she had to get into costume and freshen up her make up for her second show.
I would have spend time in the dressing room between Shy's second and third performances but for the fact that I noticed her corkscrew had broken, and her roadie was having to make it work with help of a small pair of vice grips. So, after Shy's second show and before she came out for her second signing, I slipped out of the club and make a fast twenty plus mile round trip to the closest twenty-four hour Walmart. I purchased a new corkscrew, with handles, etc., and gave it to her. (Wouldn't you just know it? While my Garmin GPS had me take the freeways to the Walmart, it decided that I should take Foothill Boulevard back to Riverside Avenue and down Riverside to the club. Driving east on Foothill, I passed a twenty-four hour CVS Pharmacy that was miles closer to the club!)
At the start of her first show of the evening, Shy wore a low cut black top. The top had thin shoulder straps. There were four white ribbons laced vertically on the front of the top. The inner two ribbons had small bows at the top end. There was also a large white ribbon laced up the back of the top. This ribbon formed a large bow that hung limply at the top. With her top, Shy also wore a black mini-skirt-like crinoline petticoat with two evenly spaced, horizontally laced, white ribbons on the lower portion. Last but not least, Shy wore a pair of mid-thigh length, black, high-heeled boots that had platform soles.
This show was performed to, ''Don't Stay,'' by Linkin Park, ''Coming Undone,'' by Korn, ''Getting Away with Murder,'' by PA Roach, and, ''Head Strong,'' by Trapt.
For her second show, Shy wore a green jungle style camouflage top and matching mini-skirt. The skirt had a military style patch in front of, and at the top of, the left leg. On the her top was another military-style patch placed below the right breast and a patch that said, ''U.S. Army,'' placed over the top of her right breast. Beneath the mini-skirt, Shy wore a black thong. For this show, Shy wore the same boots that she wore for her first show.
Shy performed this show to, ''Don't Stay,'' by Linkin Park, ''Crazy Bitch,'' by Buckcherry, ''Twisted Transistor,'' by Korn, and, ''My Generation,'' by Limp Bizkit.
To begin her last show, Shy wore a cap styled after a military overseas cap. The cap had a small red star on one side at the front end and red piping on all the edges. Next, Shy wore a short black jacket. This jacket had red piping around the edges and was trimmed with short white fringe around the bottom. There was a patch that read, ''Us Navy,'' positioned over the right breast and another patch that read, ''Rear Admiral,'' over the left breast. The jacket also had epaulets on the shoulders with a small white star on each. Two braided white cords hung from the right shoulder. Under the jacket, Shy wore a black bikini bra with red red piping around the edges and a small red star between the breasts. Shy also wore a white, military-style, web belt with a brass buckle. I think the buckle had the United States Marine Corps globe, anchor and eagle in the middle of it. With the belt, Shy wore a black mini-skirt that had two pocket flaps similar to those seen on a Marine Corps dress blue uniform jacket. The mini-skirt was trimmed with red piping. (All of the red piping on various parts of the costume was similar to the piping on a Marine Corps dress blue uniform jacket.) Beneath the mini-skirt, Shy wore a black thong with a small red star in the back. The star was positioned where the crotch strap joined the waist strap. The thong also had red piping on the edges. Once again, Shy wore the same boots. And why not!? Those boots looked great with all three costumes!
For this performance, Shy's music was, ''Throw Me Away,'' by Korn, ''with you,'' by Linkin Park, ''Alone I Break,'' by Korn, and, ''A.D.I.D.A.S.,'' also by Korn.
Shy Love is a very good performer on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail squatters is always very good.
I again forgot to ask Shy about her physical statistics; therefore, I will once again have to use what I found on the Internet some time ago. According to what I found, Shy is five feet, five inches tall and measures 36C-24-34. She has dark hair and dark eyes. Shy is a sexy and exotic looking Hispanic beauty. (She is Puerto Rican-American, if I'm not mistaken.)
Shy is smart, a good conversationalist, very friendly, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I definitely recommend that everybody should get out to a nearby club to see Shy perform and to meet her in person whenever they are given the opportunity. I don't see how anyone would be disappointed by the experience.
Shy can be visited at: ShyLoveXXX.com
Saturday evening, August 29Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to see my friend Brooke Haven.
I managed to miss most of Brooke's first show, but I did arrive just in time for Brooke's last song, which was, ''I Hate This Part,'' by the Pussycat Dolls.
By the time I arrived, all Brooke was wearing of her white wedding costume was a white lace veil, a pair of white thong bikini bottoms, and a pair of knee-length white boots that laced up the front and had spike heels and platform soles.
For her second show,Brooke wore her angel costume. This outfit has a pair of white wings and a pair of slightly above elbow-length white gloves. Brooke also wore a pink corset with a several inches wide strip of ruffled pink lace type of material around the bottom. This gave the appearance of being a rather short mini-skirt. And last, Brooke wore a white G-string and the same boots she wore for her first show.
For this show, Brooke's first song was, ''Centerfold,'' by the J. Geils Band, and her second song was, ''Broken Wings,'' by Mr. Mister. I wasn't familiar with Brooke's third song, and Brooke, the DJ, Brooke's roadie and her bodyguard could not remember what it was to save their souls. Brooke tossed out her give-aways to the customers to, ''Brooke Haven,'' by Xi.
Brooke's interaction with both male and female tip rail patrons during this show was very good.
Brooke is a sexy, intelligent, fun-loving woman with a very good sense of humor. She can joke and wisecrack with the best of them!
Per her website, Brooke stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds and her bust measurement is 34C. The website doesn't say anything about her waist and hip measurements. And, I once again forgot to ask Brooke about her physical statistics. Maybe someday I'll remember to ask Brooke for the correct information.
Brooke Haven is a very entertaining feature and should not be missed. So people, get off of the couch, turn off the TV, lock up the house, and get out to a club to see Brooke perform and to meet her in person at the earliest opportunity! She will be well worth the effort!
Go check Brooke out at: BrookeHaven.com
Michelle Maylene and one of her non-industry friends showed up at the club to hang out with Brooke for a while. I got a sweet hello and a few nice hugs from Michelle of course.
Brooke now has her own hot sauce. While I was speaking with her after her first show, she handed me a bottle and began to tell me all about it. When I asked her what sort of a hot sauce it was, she said that it was like a hot wings sauce. I asked her what she was charging for a bottle, and she said, ''for you, nothing, but for everybody else, twenty dollars.'' Okay, twenty dollars for a five fluid ounce bottle of hot sauce is somewhat steep. And yes, a person can go to a grocery store and buy all sorts of hot sauces for much less, and in some cases bigger bottles. But then, will the buyer see Brooke in the store dancing and stripping off her clothes? I don't think so! Also, once the hot sauce is gone, the buyer can rinse it out, put it on a shelf, and have a souvenir! And who knows, an unopened bottle just might become a valuable collector's item someday!
Okay, that will just about do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time for the continuing discussion of hot, beautiful, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,