April 03, 2009 03:24pm
Alt Dinner & Porn Date
by: Company Press Release
Darkladyís ''Alt Comedy'' Dinner and Porn Date Night. With the world merrily going to hell in a hand basket, what can we do but laugh? How about go one step further and not only laugh but find out what some AVN Award nominated ''alt'' sex comedies consider funny Ė and sexy.
Enjoy an all-you- can-eat buffet from Rumpspankers, liquid inspiration from the cocktail lounge, physical and mental stimulation from great guests and both private and public play spaces stocked with safer sex supplies, including Astrodglide lube, while laughing your ass Ė and possibly your pants -- off.
Bring a donation for Estherís Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth copies of the films, Big Teaze Toysí ducks and more. Buy more raffle tickets and earn more chances (All proceeds go to Estherís Pantry.)
''Not Another Porn Movie'' and ''Horat'' Ages 21 + RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com for Reservations
Saturday, April 11th Doors Open at 7:00 PM Dinner Served at 7:30 PM First Feature Begins at 8:00 PM
New, Recession-Friendly Price: $25 individual or $40 duo Village Ballroom Portland, Oregon Steps into building, accessible inside
''Not Another Porn Movie:'' Iím told this is director/performer Joanna Angelís favorite film and given how sexy and funny it is, Iím not surprised. This flick has it all: pizza delivery dude, naughty nurse, slutty secretary, obnoxious porn star and memorable music. If youíve ever noticed a porn cliché, itís likely here Ė but at least itís here on purpose. (Adam & Eve Independent Adult Cinema)
''Horat:'' Tommy Pistol returns to our medium-sized screen during Vincenzo Pianoís hilarious and arousing story of one manís journey to acquire ''The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan.'' Great success! (Pink Lotus Entertainment)
Upcoming Events: Saturday, April 25: ''Classic'' Dinner & Porn featuring ''The 7 Seductions of Madame Lau'' and ''the Dancers'' Ė starring Annette Haven, Vanessa Del Rio, Kay Parker, Georgina Spelvin, Richard Pacheco, Joey Silvera, Randy West, John Leslie.
Monday, April 27: ''Forbidden Fantasies'' Open Mic Erotica Night at Rumpspankers
Saturday, May 30: Darkladyís Solo Sex Circus 8th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon