February 25, 2009 09:00pm
MWA: Mary Carey, Angelina Valentine
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I goofed in my last column. Due to a typo that neither my editor-in-chief nor I caught in time, when reviewing Luscious Lopez, I reported that her measurements were 24B-25-42. That is impossible. If Luscious had measurements such as those, she would look like a huge Hershey's Candy Kiss, or maybe a gigantic gum drop. (While Luscious doesn't look anything like the aforementioned candies, she does look quite edible!)
I had to have meant to write that Luscious' measurements were 34B-25-42. My sincerest apologies to Ms. Lopez for that pesky typo.
Okay, let us now move on to the discussion of a former candidate for the governorship of California and a hot, raven haired, beauty.
Thursday, February 12Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Mary Carey and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
For her first show, Mary wore a black, latex vinyl, mini-dress that was trimmed with lines of red. Beneath the mini-dress, she wore a black bra and ruffled black panties. On her legs, Mary wore a pair of slightly above knee-length red fishnet hose, and for footwear, she wore a pair of slightly below knee-length, shiny, black latex vinyl, or possibly patent leather, boots with spike heels and platform soles.
Mary performed this show to, ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven, ''Next Contestant,'' by Nickelback, and, ''Whatever you Like,'' by T.I.
At the beginning of her final show of the evening, Mary wore a bra that was decorated with gold sequins and had pieces of artificial Leopard skin fur attached to the breast cups. She also wore bikini-like bottoms that were also decorated with gold sequins. The bottoms also had good-sized strips of the same artificial Leopard skin fur attached. This gave the bottoms the appearance of being a primitive loin cloth. On her feet, Mary wore the same pair of boots that she had worn in her first show.
This show was performed to, ''Welcome to the Jungle,'' by Guns N' Roses, ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven, and, ''you Shook Me All Night Long,'' by AC/DC.
There will be more information about Mary to follow, so please continue reading.
Friday night, February 13Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to meet Angelina Valentine and to observe her first two shows of the evening.
To start her first show, Angelina wore a black latex vinyl police hat, a black mini-skirt, and a shiny, dark blue, bikini. For footwear, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length, high-heeled, black latex vinyl boots.
Angelina performed her first show to, ''Thunder Kiss '65,'' by Rob Zombie, ''Tainted Love,'' by Marilyn Manson, and, ''Dragula,'' again by Rob Zombie.
At the beginning of her second show, Angelina wore a short-sleeved, white, midriff blouse that had a wide, plunging, neckline and was decorated with a crest over the left breast. She also wore a blue plaid mini-skirt. Beneath the blouse,she wore nothing, and under the mini-skirt, she wore a black G-string. Finally, Angelina wore a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, white shoes.
This show was performed to, ''Fallen Angel,'' by Poison, Pour Some Sugar On Me,'' by Def Leppard, and, ''Angel is a Centerfold,'' by the J Geils Band. (I now have reason to believe that the title of the last song may be simply, ''Centerfold.'')
Angelina performs well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is very good indeed.
Angelina has long black hair and dark eyes. She stands five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds and measures 32D-24-32.
I would recommend that if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Angelina perform and to meet her in person, they should do so without fail. I don't believe they would be disappointed by the experience.
I haven't had any luck finding an official website for Angelina. However, the seems to be an abundance of websites that features Angelina, plus she can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/alexanddjb
Mary Carey Revisited
Saturday evening, February 14Th, I returned to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to again say hello to Mary Carey and to observe her last two shows.
For her second show, the first that I observed on this evening, Mary wore the same black costume that she wore for her first show Thursday evening.
Mary performed this show to, ''Tainted Love,'' by Marilyn Manson, ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven, and, ''Crazy Bitch,'' by Buckcherry.
At the start of her final show, Mary wore a short jacket with long sleeves, and a somewhat big collar and big lapels. She also wore a mini-skirt. Under the jacket and the mini-skirt, Mary wore a string bikini that matched the rest of the costume. All of the pieces of the costume were white with lots of small red hearts all over each piece.
I was originally going to say that this costume was made from short artificial fur, but the more I thought about it, the more I didn't feel that the material was any sort of fur, artificial or otherwise. So, shortly after the show, I approached an attractive young woman who had been sitting next to me at the tip rail and asked her what the material might be. She said that it appeared to be some sort of a thicker and longer than normal velvet material. That was good enough for me, and that is what I am going to call it.
When it came to the shoes that Mary wore for this show, I goofed and forget to write it down. However, if memory serves me correctly, I believe Mary wore a pair of white shoes with spike heels and platform soles.
This show was performed to, ''Shot Through the Heart,'' by Bon Jovi, ''Next Contestant,'' by Nickelback,'' and, ''Pour Some Sugar On Me, by Def Leppard.
During this entire weekend, I never got a chance to speak with Mary long enough to ask her for her physical statistics, and, I haven't seen Mary perform since I began including that sort of information in my columns. Therefore, I am going to relay on what I have found on Mary's website.
According to Mary's site, she is five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are 36DD-24-36.
I have known Mary personally for several years now; therefore, I can attest to the fact that she is a very nice, sweet, friendly woman who loves to meet and chat with her fans. She also has a very good sense of humor.
I would recommend that if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Mary perform and to meet her in person, they should definitely not allow said opportunity to slip by them.
Mary can be checked out at: MaryCarey.com, MaryCareyForGovernor.com and MaryCareyProductions.com.
MaryCareyProductions.com seems to be the newest official Mary Carey website.
Getting back to the young woman I spoke with about what sort of material Mary's, ''Valentine,'' costume might be made from, she called herself Jordan.
As it turned out, Jordan strips in the San Diego area, and, being a Mary Carey fan, she had made the trip to Los Angeles to see Mary perform and to meet her in person, as everybody should do.
Jordan proved to be a very friendly person, and she was a great pleasure to speak with. Jordan also struck me as being very smart, and it was obvious to me that she has a really great sense of humor!
Well folks, that is about it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of some of the hottest women in the world. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,