August 15, 2008 04:15am
News Rack TitBits 145
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Steve Nelson
BDSM Industry Party:
While Rebecca Anderson was down here from San Francisco a while back, we all ended up at a party put on by friends Brad and Scott. Scott is a CPA to a lot of the people attending and Brad works at DungeonCorp.com. The party started Saturday night - at least that's when Crystal Ashley and I arrived.
Rebecca was already at the party and greeted us as we came in. I introduced Crystal to Scott and Brad, and we began to mingle.
Because some of the people are not talent and are members of the lifestyle I didn't bring my camera, nor can I name some of the girls who were naked and frolicking in the pool and jacuzzi. I can tell you, however, I saw Mark Davis, Wankus, Master Liam, Baadmaster, Heather, Tyla Wynn, and several others throughout the night.
There's some new equipment here at the house in the form of four beams over the pool making a pyramid, with a block and tackle attached to a hammock. People were climbing on that, while on the other side of the pool there were a couple of people with torches and alcohol who were breathing fire. There was another pyramid over the yard where a girl was getting wrapped in Saran Wrap and teased with an electric wand.
There were several girls there with really nice noochies but I can't report their names! Maybe in the future one of them will want to appear more explicit detail in The News Rack. Let's hope so! For now I've got to respect their wishes to remain anonymous.
Crystal had to go but I stayed to hang out with Rebecca and the others. It's Sunday afternoon now and I'm sitting here naked, with my laptop, near the pool, typing this for my column. I'm glad I brought my laptop so I could write this while it's all fresh in my mind.
Scott and Brad have invited me back so this won't be the last time you hear of wild, crazy, BDSM-type parties here on The News Rack. I'm learning more about that lifestyle and keeping my eyes open for busty bondage babes to tell you about.
Playboy Legends Week:
For a whole week Playboy Radio devoted their Night Calls show, with hosts Christy Canyon and Vanessa Blue, to the legends of porn. I called in after getting a text from Rebecca, who was back in San Francisco, saying that she had called in and they were talking about the blow job Cara Lott had given me in the theater (News Rack TitBits 140) and I should call the show.
I called in and said hello to Cara and the others there. Christy and Vanessa had Jeannie Pepper and Tom Byron there, as well as others who I didn't hear chime in while I was on the line.
Debi Diamond and her new boobs were somewhere in Nebraska about the time she phoned in. She was traveling leisurely across the US from the Indiana area to get here but hadn't arrived in the Southern California area yet at that time.
The entire week was dedicated to legends, and the people they had lined up to appear in the studio and phone in were awesome. Search the headline ''Legends of Porn Interviews'' and get a full listing.
Bunny De LA Cruz Shoots Me:
I got a text early the other day from Bunny De LA Cruz that said ''U got ur test?'' I immediately got a boner. A text like that can only mean one thing - that she needed my cock between her fat funbags on film. I must admit I was a bit worried because I had a bunch of movies I had been screening for review and had just finished whacking off for the third time.
I called her and, since the shoot was at night, set a time and downed a handful of vitamins and began to drink a Lot of water! Bunny is a total dream who loves what she does but in spite of her huge soft shirt stuffers and perfect nipples I was tired and that took it's toll on me.
They said during a break in filming I fell asleep for 40 minutes! After I had some rest she stuck her tits in my face, sucked my dick, and made me pop on her tits! Fucking on camera is harder than it looks, fellas! If you try it, make sure your tank isn't on empty! Look for the scene on her upcoming website.
''Smell My Finger'' on Rude TV:
Wankus invited Crystal Ashley and I to be on his show when we saw him at Scott and Brad's party. He has a great show on RudeTV.com with a different co-host each day of the week. Tonight's co-ho was Monica Mayhem, and Cara Lott was a guest on the show tonight as well.
Crystal and I waited and prepared mentally for the show by kneeling on the floor with our foreheads touching, practicing telepathy. We were caught in the act when Wankus came into the Green Room for Crystal. You'll have to see the stream of the show at the RudeTV website to get what I'm talking about - and hear about our experience with aliens.
When they brought me on, Wankus predictably made fun of my two pair of glasses. We all then pulled out a few pairs each and put them on, including Monica and Cara. This was Crystal's idea, and what a sight gag! She even had tanning glasses! When she put them on I put on a magnifying visor.
Once again, to my glee, my cock ended up in Cara's mouth, and Crystal got her tits fucked by Monica with a lubed-up dildo in a power tool! The show would not have been complete without both Crystal and Cara pulling their protuberant pontoons out and dancing around a stripper pole.
Four magnificent mams masticating a small dance pole is a wonderful way to wind up a show! It was a lot of fun and I'm looking forward to going to Rude TV more often. See ''Smell My Finger'' on Rude TV, Monday through Friday at 11:00 PM eastern time, 8:00 PM pacific time.
John Holmes Book Signing:
Jill Nelson and Jennifer Sugar, the authors of ''John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches'', were present for a book signing at Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd. In Hollywood on August 8th at 7pm. This was a free event with the authors and special guests Bob Chinn, Cass Paley, Bill Margold, and John's widow Laurie Holmes, speaking.
Attending were Rhonda Jo Petty, Anita Cannibal and Ron Jeremy, and many behind the scenes people and industry old-timers. Though it's been 20 years since Holmes' death they spoke as if his days in the Industry were only yesterday and they will never forget him.
''John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches'' is a biography including material from the authors' interviews with Laurie Holmes, Bill Amerson, Bob Chinn, Julia St. Vincent, Detective Tom Lange, Detective Frank Tomlinson, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Seka, Marilyn Chambers, Candida Royalle, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dr Sharon Mitchell, Bill Margold, and many more.
All were then invited to go to ''Silent Movie Theater'', 611 N Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, afterwards for a free midnight screening of ''Eruption'' starring John Holmes and Leslie Bovee.
Bill Margold spoke before the movie in his casually catheretic and articulate way, and was joined by Ron Jeremy who, when coming in and attempting to sit in the back, was goaded by Bill to join him sitting on the edge of the stage. They talked about John ''The King'' Holmes and the early days of the industry until the movie started.
To my delight Bunny De LA Cruz attended with Ron to watch the movie. It pleases me to see both Ron Jeremy and I have the same taste in women. Later in the evening Anita Cannibal's panties reportedly wound up on Ron's head, and fell off in Bunny's car.
Because the movie was an event sponsored by the Protecting Adult Welfare Foundation (PAW), I've got to add a request to please support PAW every chance you get! There are PAW events listed as they approach here on Adult Industry News. Just put ''PAW'' in the search utility for a listing.
Bare Bowling ''We are the World XXX'' Reunion:
On August 31, 2008, there was be a ''We are the World XXX'' reunion at the Mission Hills Bowl. This Bare Bowling event's theme will be one of thanks and gratitude to those who freely donated their time, talent and bodily fluids to a production dedicated to making a movie where the proceeds would have gone to aid an ailing director, Henri Pachard. I'll write more about how the production fell apart in a future column since nowhere on line can you find the truth.
Coming soon - August 2008 Las Vegas Gent Shoot:
I was really looking forward to the two-week trip to Las Vegas the end of last August. Remembering the shoot the year before I knew it would be a lot of fun! (Read TitBits 132) Gent editor and photographer Anton Fury rented a house and Mistress Rhiannon had scheduled shoots with more girls than you could shake your dick at. I'm looking forward to writing about helping out and interviewing the lovely ladies he shot, to be published shortly. I got into a lot of wonderful trouble! A trip like that is like hooters from heaven. See you next issue.
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