December 02, 2008 09:26am
Hustler's Great Gas Giveaway
Source: Hustler Magazine
by: Company Press Release
(BEVERLY HILLS, CA) -- Hustler Honcho Larry Flynt Wants to Fill Your Gas Tank. Well it’s official. According to the National Bureau of Economic Research, the nation has been in a recession since last December. And with the economy taking a beating – we’re talking a savage, caveman-style beating - Hustler Magazine is mounting an offensive to help Americans help themselves through the lean times.
For starters, publisher Larry Flynt is kicking off Hustler’s Great Gas Giveaway. One lucky grand prize winner will score $1,000 in free fuel. Over 100 runners- up will still luck out with a free tank of gas. Hustler’s multi-pronged attack against the recession includes a shot at Big Oil with its primer on fueling your ride with vegetable oil or even booze (the magazine suggests Prohibition may have pushed us toward our addiction to foreign oil). In the February 2009 issue of Hustler Josh Tickell writes, ''For me, nothing beats the whine of a diesel turbo running on liquid that didn’t come from the Middle East. And if this great nation ever falls, you’ll find me speeding in my turbodiesel on some back road. But unlike Mad Max, I won’t be looking for gasoline. I’ll be hunting for grease buckets behind Chinese restaurants.''
If the French Fry Solution simply isn’t enough, Hustler outlines ten common sense ways to stretch your buck. From ''survival gardens'' inspired by the home- front sacrifices of World War Two to the practicalities of solar fuel, the magazine for the Rest of the World has you covered.
First Amendment Warrior: How Bush Used Terrorism to Shred America’s Basic Constitutional Guarantees Beverly Hills, California, December 9, 2008 - H. Louis Sirkin, likely best known for defending Larry Flynt during one of the Hustler Magazine publisher’s Ohio obscenity cases, claims the Bush administration subjected the United States to a culture of fear in order to peel away the constitutional protections of its citizens.
In the second part of a wide-ranging interview in the February issue of Hustler magazine, Sirkin says, ''People have to understand today that you really have no right of privacy. The dramatic changes came after 9/11. They claimed we needed to curtail civil liberties for national security reasons.'' Sirkin says he believes lawmakers likely thought the moves would be temporary, done to protect the homeland in the face of violence never before seen in modern America.
''People think it’s all right to violate civil rights, it’s all right to infringe upon your privacy, it’s all right to listen in on your conversations and look at the thoughts you put in writing'', Sirkin says, ''We need to remember what America was about.''
While saying Bush and company ran with the ball, he makes clear this problem started with the previous administration. ''We should remember the changes in habeas (corpus) really started with Bill Clinton. People forget that, blaming it all on George W. Bush.''
The interview appears in the February issue of Hustler on sale now.
Cougars Unleashed: In Appreciation of the Older Woman Beverly Hills, California, December 9, 2008 - Luna Azul knows she’s not alone out there. The fifty-something Orange County, California mom felt restless with the direction her life was taking. And she knew she had to do something drastic.
''First, I decided to rid myself of my addictions – religious, societal, familial,'' Azul tells the February issue of Hustler magazine. ''This is my one and only life. It would be a shame going to my grave never knowing who I really am.''
So who is she really? For starters she’s Hustler’s editor of the new column Cougars Unleashed. Azul left behind her own cleaning business to get dirty with Hustler as the magazine kicks off its new monthly feature. She’s also its first cougar.
Leaving behind what she describes as a life of mediocrity, Azul decided to get into the XXX game with an adult site that proves what so many men already know: A woman in her late 50’s can be every bit as sexy as her younger counterparts.
Hustler took notice and named her not only its first Cougar of the Month but the new column’s editor where she’ll track down, ''real women, not kids barely out of their braces.''
Age, wisdom and beauty. Check out the heavenly Luna Azul in the February issue of Hustler on sale now.
Fear & Loathing in Los Angeles: Remembering the Sunset Strip Murders Beverly Hills, California, December 9, 2008 – They were murders shocking even by Los Angeles standards. During the late spring and early summer of 1980, young women snatched from the streets were destroyed, some savagely ripped apart. Bodies – or parts of bodies - were found with evidence of post-mortem sexual abuse. The ''Sunset Strip Murderers'' had vomited their hellish filth into the face of the City of Angels.
A twisted roadmap of vengeance, sexual depravity and deviant love rises from the bloody murk that even now leads to questions about the depths to which humans can sink.
Twenty-eight years later, the February issue of Hustler magazine revisits the gruesome spree with the one surviving defendant. Douglas Charles sits on San Quentin’s death row where a quarter century later he still denies the most heinous aspect of the gruesome crimes: necrophilia.
''This was a special case,'' said retired LAPD detective Leroy Orozco, ''The biggest surprise was finding [one victim’s] head frozen in the refrigerator and sperm in her throat and neck area. We never had anything like that before.''
Through all the denials and the jailhouse blame-games what remains is a brutal portrait of Carol Bundy and Douglas Charles: Lovers who courted death of the cruelest kind.
The crime scenes, the motives and the impact the sheer madness of the crimes have on investigators twenty-eight years later. The February issue of Hustler is on sale now.
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