December 04, 2008 01:56am
News Rack TitBits 137: The Tits of MySpace
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Steve Nelson
After finding legend porn goddess Debi Diamond on MySpace back in June 2007 I began thinking about all the super-titted greats I've run into there. There's a lot of names you will remember if you have been a fan of colossal casabas and the legend-status big-boob babes of the past.
Remember Busty Dusty? A few years ago I saw her at the Erotica L.A. Expo without her enormous hooters. She had her implants removed and retired from feature dancing. Surprised that I recognized her with moderate mams instead of the magnificent monsters, she signed an autograph for me as ''Bustyless Dusty''.
Dusty's MySpace account ID is 131295629 (the URL is crazy-long!) which should let you find her profile. She's happily married and living in Washington. She keeps up with the gossip too. Did you know there is actually some wannabe claiming to be wearing her implants? A big-bust girl (who will remain nameless) is bragging all over the place to have Dusty's used implants in her chest. Turns out to be a medical impossibility because of an undisclosed detail about the old implants according to Dusty. Amazing the way some people try to get credibility.
Wendy Whoppers is at MySpace.com/WendyWhoppers. From the emails we've shared she's just as sweet now as I remember when my x-wife and I met her at Bob's Classy Lady where she featured back in the early 90s. She is married, living in Florida and likes working out. She has some beautiful tattoos now and smaller breasts. Her hair has changed from blonde to brunette a few times with red in there once. It's blonde now and long - down to her ass. She said if I was in her area of Florida to get in touch for coffee or something. If I do, I guarantee I'll be telling you about the things going on with her website and where to get some fan memorabilia in my next column!
Jade Feng has left MySpace for real life. She hasn't been on her MySpace account since January 2007. She terms it ''graduated from Myspace Academy'' and her account at MySpace.com/JadeFeng won't accept email or comments. Minka has been in touch with Jade recently, though, and I believe there is fresh content on Minka's site of both of them together.
Minka's MySpace is http://www.myspace.com/xxxMinka but it's just a re-direct to her official website MinkaXXXsite.com. A lot of stars are using MySpace to market their sites but they have to be careful because MySpace will delete you at the drop of a nipple!
Tiffany Towers is living in Toronto and does some wonderful work with animals! She is planning a month long trip to Thailand soon to work with elephants. She says, ''I am volunteering so this is a very expensive adventure and would love any help I can get. I have a paypal account where anyone can donate, my address is TiffanyTowers@Hotmail.com.'' Since losing her dog, Bandito, after 17 great years of companionship, Tiffany is now free to travel and help other animals. Her MySpace page is MySpace.com/TheRealTiffanyTowers. You want to see her? She says, ''I am also doing webcam shows, if interested contact me.''
MySpace.com/CrystalStormXXX will take you to Crystal Storm's page. Crystal is now known as ''Crystal Ashley''. My x-wife and I would write Crystal fan mail back in the mid 90s. She has always been a favorite of mine and this past January I got to meet her when she was signing at the AVN expo. What a sweetheart! She did another pictorial for Gent this past August so I can't wait to see her in print again! We've been hanging out a lot this past year to the point she's kind of my girlfriend now. We got to work together on a Jim Carey movie ''Yes Men'' as extras in a nude scene. It was great hanging around with on and off camera this summer.
Last but especially not least is Mistress Rhiannon. Her page is MySpace.com/TheRealRhiannonXXX. This super-slim super-stacked caricature of beauty has a page where you can get in touch, and if you are a girl who is boobiferously endowed please send her your picture! You could well appear in the pages of Gent magazine in the upcoming months. When you go and say hi there please find the links and check out her other sites where she appears completely nude.
That's only seven of the supertanker-titted lovelies that can be found on MySpace. There are Hundreds! Of course you won't find the great naked pictures there that you will find in Gent Magazine, so either dig out your magazine stash or write me here and request a fresh pictorial of your dirigible dream date. I'll put a word in over at Gent and see what I can do. You can write me at firstname.lastname@example.org or at MySpace.com/ReadAinews. Look in the box to the right for links to the girls you have read about here in the News Rack on Adult Industry News.