May 10, 2007 03:21am
Davis Sutton Jumps From Plane
Source: VCX Sales
by: Company Press Release
I'm David Sutton and I run a company in Las Vegas (formerly N. Hollywood) called VCX. We've been around since the 60's and have always given to worthwhile causes. I'm soliciting donations today for a vital cause: There are over 4,000 homeless and at-risk children living within the Las Vegas Valley. The Corps of Compassion is a local charity that feeds over 700 children every weekend so they don't have to go to school Monday on an empty stomach. They also hold a big birthday party every month for those kids having birthdays during the month. So let's get our checkbooks out and help these kids!
As part of a special fundraiser on May 18, I'll be jumping out of an airplane just outside Las Vegas in order to stimulate donations from my friends and enemies alike. You heard me, because there is always a chance my chute won't open, and the pirates of the world will be that much safer in their bottom-feeding pursuits! Please open your checkbooks and make as big a contribution as you can. Checks should be made payable to "Corps of Compassion" and sent to:
VCX 3430 Precision Drive North Las Vegas, NV 89032
Make sure you put David Sutton's Skydive in the memo. This is a fully tax-deductible donation, so give as much as you can.
Oh yeah, up and coming pornstar Goldie SparXXX will be jumping along with me. Who knows, there could be a movie in the works.
Thank you for your generosity,