March 07, 2007 12:35am
Darklady's 6th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon
by: Company Press Release
(PORTLAND, OR) -- Darklady's 6th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Presented by Darklady Productions, Inc. Darklady's Laboratory of Top Secret Sexxx Machines has declared this year's Portland Masturbate-a-thon "James Bond need-to-know time." I-Spy with your little eye an array of sex toys large and small, custom designed for any mission, no matter how impossible.
Dress up in your mad scientist, secret agent (wo)man, femme fatale, arch nemesis, or hench(wo)man best and get smart about sexual satisfaction, fetish fun, romantic intrigue, fantasy fulfillment, and fundraising. You'll be in like Flynt when you cum for a cause!
Saturday, May 19, 2007 7:00 pm - 2:00 am Opening Ritual at 9:00pm Portland, OR.
Silent Auction Door Prizes Casting Couch Exhibitionism Cloakroom Potluck S/M play space & sensual Rubitorium Massage Table
The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, sex Kitten, & virgin voyage of a brand new sex machine! Birthday fantasies for February, March, April & May More, more, more!
$25 - without donation $20 - w/hygiene, dry goods, or pet care product donation RSVP Absolutely Required Due to OLCC regulations, ages 21 and over No wheelchair access into building Limited scholarship opportunities available
Visit the Masturbate-a-Thon Café press shop (http://www.cafepress.com/ Masturbate-a-thon), for fabulous and wearable M-A-T swag
RSVP for secret lair coordinates & special instructions Darklady@darklady.com Volunteers, sponsors, auction items & prizes of all kinds sought Darklady's M-A-T Deemed "Best Group Grope" by Willamette Week
Sponsors: Jonathyn Media Design Company Adam & Eve: www.adameve.com TheThrillHammer.com Stockroom.com Cum Kleen & Pleasure Wipes: www.gswipes.com Id Lube: www.idlube.com Mr. Peeps Adult Superstores in Portland & Aloha
Proceeds raised will benefit: Esther's Pantry & Friends of People with Aids (www.friendspwa.org) Center for sex and Culture (www.centerforsexandculture.org) Woodhull Freedom Foundation (www.woodhullfoundation.org)