January 07, 2007 12:12am
PSK Honors AVN Awards
Source: Tod-Hunter.net
by: Tod Hunter
Random Notes From a Red Notebook: PSK Honors AVN Awards
The place looked much the same as I walked up. Tyler Faith and Wankus were taking advantage of the smoking lounge, so we exchanged Christmas and New Year's greetings because we hadn't seen each other in a couple of weeks...
The Dennis Hof looking guy smiles, says "Hi." He probably doesn’t know who I am either... Waitress Angie, bright-eyed and smiling as usual, sees me and asks "Diet Coke?" Yep. I hand over a credit card... Angie once almost gave me a heart attack by calling me by my real name... Pulled it right off the card...
Flexxx from KSEX. Max Hardcore takes the center booth... I have reserved the J-shaped booth, and share it with Terri Redor from the Floating World... Peter Warren is on the platform... Konnie from DVSX is at her usual stage-left table...
Wankus runs a remember-when video of the three-and-a-half-year history of PSK. Pictures of people we don't see any more: Keiko, Aria, Tim Case and Felicia Fox, me with a beard. Wankus and Kristin's Milli Vanilla routine still brings down the house... Wankus improvs a bit with the refrain line "Porn stars go wild"...
Carmen Hart is on the platform... James Bartholet. Cleopatra of the Nile.... Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage stroll in... Mofo... Stormy walks in, introduced by Wankus. Dirt must be over. I look at my watch. Yep...
Peter Warren takes the mic, sings a smutty version of Help Me Make it Through the Night. It's an Adam Sandler song, he tells me later. At a Medium Pace...
Kitten Kendall walks over and takes a picture of Terri and me... I tell her she will never be able to post it. She looks puzzled and asks "Why?. I tell her that I used to work there, and hand her my card and tell her "Tell Paul I said 'Hi.'"... (Got a call from Wankus last night. They posted it. http://www.AVN.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album29&id=Picture_1 53)...
The rose guy is here and it's only 10:30... I look up and Kitten and Carmen Hart are kissing. Camera's in my pocket, drat the luck...
Tee Reel... Wankus and Kristin sing backup on a song. When did she get here?... A guy in a black Phillies cap sits at my table, gives me an over-the-shoulder glance and asks if it's okay if he sits here. No, it is not okay if you sit here, we're press and we need to talk to people. He grudgingly walks off...
Alanis Morisette's you Oughta Know is a sing along... "You, you, you oughta know!"... We're wondering who a guy in a ringside set is until Wankus starts to give away porn DVDs and he gestures wildly to get one. Then we know he's not in the industry...
I step outside for some fresh air, meet up with Roy Karch... Tee Reel is proud of his nomination for his vid Reel Internal. It's his first as a director...
New talent Maya Hills... Carmen Hart takes the mic for an At Last that brings down the house. Wankus leads the applause, exclaiming "Holy shit! Where did that come from?"...
At midnight Wankus re-runs the retrospective video, and Kristin cups her hands over her ears, turning her back to the monitor. A moment later, she is standing next to Wankus, watching the screen, absently re-creating the dance routine she sees on the monitor with her hands...
A guy walks in, looks like Zach Braff. If he cut his hair short, dyed it blonde, and spiked it. And wears earrings....
Chat with Dana DeArmond on her way out. Terri pointed her out, saying she's gonna be big... She's intelligent, I'll tell ya that... I go back in, Terri is noshing down a burger and Pete Warren is singing Jesse's Girl. That's enough fun for one night, I'm outta here.
Porn Star Karaoke is held each Tuesday at Sardo's Bar, 259 North Pass in Burbank. It'll be a little thin on the 9th with so many porn people in Las Vegas, but it oughta come back strong on the 16th.
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