All right! This month we are loaded with boobs, tits, yabos, hooters, jugs and cans. We just got back from the Exotic Dancer Gentleman’s Expo in Las Vegas where I spent 4 days shooting tits. I’m proud to say the Gent truly rocked the Fan Fair that closed ED. Rhiannon is bringing you the whole sordid tale of our trip, in this month’s extended Breast of Times.

We open the bevy of bodacious babes with Jade Jadore and Harley getting down and dirty with a very happy young man. You can tell by the look in his eye and the blood in his prick that these gals know their way around a cock… and a pussy too, for that matter.

Of course we want to keep the smut level at a high, so we jump right into the inimitable Amber FoXXX. Well, the lucky photographer was the one who actually got to jump into Amber. I’ve shot her many times and never got to bang her. I must be doing something wrong!

The next girl was one of our Vegas models. I have to admit, I wasn’t all that keen to shoot her, based on the initial picture I received from her. However, when I opened the door to find her standing there, I was elated. Mia Starr’s face is so freakin’ beautiful, I couldn’t wait to start popping… pictures, that is. We shot this layout at 3am in our hotel hallway and elevator. I’m sure the guy watching the security cameras was having a great time too.

Now… drum roll please! The Rack is Back! The woman, the myth, the legend… Deena Duos! Her tits are every bit as big as they ever were. Her waist is tiny and her hips are perfect for hanging on to while you reminisce about the glory days of implants. Unfortunately, due to FDA interference, those days are long gone, so it’s great to see a legend coming back and looking better than ever.

Vanessa is a newbie with wonderful natural boobs. We’ll bee seeing more of this one. Sunny Day is one of my favorite "dirty little girls." She loves to fuck, and it shows. She makes shoots very easy, because I just let her do what she does well, while I snap away.

I decided to bring out the big guns with this month’s cover girl and center spread. I can’t think of anyone more suited to fill out two full pages than Maria Moore. When I saw her huge, natural boobs in the flesh, for the first time, my knees went weak and I had to sit down. My make-up girl nearly called the paramedics. It’s not often, in fact never, that you come across a girl so perfect for Gent. A word of caution here: make sure you are sitting down before you turn to the center spread. It may be hazardous to your health. If you have a weak heart, are on certain types of medication or are pregnant, I would recommend skipping the section of the mag all together. In Devine Intervention, Devyn is up to her old tricks with 3 very happy guys. She always goes out of her way to make her fans happy. This is some weird shit, but Devyn is not exactly the "girl next door."

About a year ago, we brought you Candy Manson. After that shoot, she headed west to sunny Hollywood. She found porn, porn found her, and it was a match made in Heaven. She has since exploded onto the adult scene. Of course she did. It was a no-brainer. Look at her. She’s gorgeous, with a body built for sin. My kind of girl!

Big-tit ebony Goddess Vanessa Blue gets fucked… hard, as does natural knobbed Kerra Dawson. With these two, it’s not just a job, it’s an adventure! Our Heavy Titter this month is the delicious Buxom Candy. With the sweet face and huge natural tits, you’re going to want to just eat her up.

We round out this issues crop of spank fodder with natural new-cummer Luba Love. She’s never had a hole she didn’t want to fill. And fill her holes; she does, over and over again. The line-up for Gent February 2007 will have no problem filling your perverted minds with plenty of pecker-pumping stimulation. Trust me, I put this entire issue together using only one hand. The other one was occupied testing the strokability of each model. I give each one a resounding "peter up!"

What can I say? It’s All About the Boobs!

Anton Fury
Editor