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October 06, 2006 03:32am
Exotic Erotic Ball Discounts Little People
Source: Christopher Buttner
by: Company Press Release

(SAN FRANCISCO, CA) -- The 27th annual Exotic Erotic Ball, the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - "The World's #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party," has announced that its 2006 event will admit all half-sized adults at half-price.

"This is not some half-baked promotion. It is the result of careful analysis - square footage versus space utilization," says Henry "Angry Hank" Dorfman, the Ball's Vice President of Industrial Engineering and Linear Utilization, "And besides, half the time little people walk right in under the turnstiles anyway."

Over its 27-year history, the Ball has offered various discounts to narcoleptics, multi-millionaires, and people with three nipples, but this marks the first discount offered to the tiny, diminutive, and/or wee. "It works like this - the Ball offers General Admission tickets at $75 each," adds Charles "Cheap-O" Marx, the Ball's Assistant Comptroller, "But under our promotion, a pygmy would be able to enter for only $37.50! Now let's say some meager-sized folk splurged for Vip tickets. They'd pay more, but also save more, and receive extras, like a catered buffet with short ribs, Petit Fours, and - of course - shrimp."

The Ball has announced that it will impose no surcharge on any guest regardless of how tall or fat they are. The Exotic Erotic Ball takes place Oct 28 at the Cow Palace. Live performers were to include Too Short. Dorfman was not certain how successful this promotion would be. "It's always hard to call," he said, "But we are determined to market this promotion extensively, never once using the word 'midget'."

For more information call: 1-415-567-Ball or please see the press Page at www.exoticeroticball.com for more info and images.

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