June 14, 2006 12:34am
MWA: Dancing Divas, Jenaveve Jolie, Extravaganza, Stephanie Swift
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I have nothing eating at me this week, so let us go directly to the discussion of gorgeous women without further ado!
Tuesday evening, June 6Th, I went to the Rouge Gentlemen's Club for Dancing Divas Night and observed the performances of Vixen, Missy Monroe, Brandy Talore, and Angel Cassidy, in that order.
Vixen, Missy, and Brandy performed so well as could be expected considering the fact that these Tuesday night deals tend to be at least five eights a photo op with never less than two, and sometimes five or six adult industry photographers shooting away during all performances. If anything, I think the fact that the dancers are having to strike poses for the cameras while still attempting to perform for the customers should speak well for their performance abilities!
The costumes of all three ladies were somewhat simple, yet still quite sexy looking.
The interaction with the tip rail patrons by all three ladies was so good as could be expected under the circumstances. Although, I must say that Missy Monroe especially stood out. While satisfying the needs of the photographers, she still managed to get up close and in your face personal with every single person seated at the tip rail.
All three ladies danced to good musical selections.
All three of these ladies have nice, all natural bodies. Vixen's body is quite desirable. Missy also has a very sexy body, and is just a bit more busty. Brandy is almost unbelievable with measurements in the vicinity of 36DD-28-36! (I've actually seen three or four different sets of measurements listed on the Net for Brandy. However, based on my own personal observance, I feel the measurements I've mentioned should be reasonably close to accurate.)
Vixen, Missy, and Brandy are all sweet, friendly, well spoken ladies who appear to enjoy meeting their fans. I must immediately apologize to Brandy and Vixen for saying this, but I was especially attracted to Missy for some reason. I believe it was because of the fact that Missy is so outgoing, self assertive, and seems to be a bit of a wild child, which always tends to get my attention. (Missy came across me as she was leaving at the end of the evening. She stopped to speak with me for a moment, say goodnight, and hug me as if we were old friends. Let's face it, that is a great way to make a lasting impression!)
I feel that all three ladies are well worth a trip to a local club to see and meet them in person.
I have not seen Angel Cassidy perform in quite some time now, and I was somewhat impressed with the improvements she has made in her stage presence and her performing.
Angel's costumes are nice looking and sexy, her musical selection is good, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is adequate.
Angel also has a nice looking body. So far as I am concerned, only an insane person would ever kick Angel out of bed for eating crackers!
I also believe that Angel is worth the drive to a local club to see and meet her in person.
Angel Cassidy's assist was Jenna Fine, who is relatively new talent from West Virginia. I found Jenna to be a lovely, and quite friendly lady with a good sense of humor.
The beautiful Lisa Ann and Devon Lee were also there on this night, just hanging out for the most part.
I met a house dancer for the first time who turned out to be adult film star Tia Sweets. Tia is nice, friendly, sexy, and has a pair of buns that cause visions of tubes of personal lubricants to dance through an old pervert's head!
I found Tia to be a lot of fun to chat with, and an absolute joy to be around. I myself hope to see much more of her in the near future. Speaking of seeing more of Tia, I did have the extreme pleasure of seeing her on stage a couple of times this night. I must say, Tia is a cut above the average house dancer, and she looks quite good in the nude!
I can not find a website for Vixen or for Brandy. However, good pictures of both of these ladies can be found at: LADirectModels.com
Missy can be visited at: Missy Monroe.com and LADirectModels.com
Angel can be found at: AngelCassidy.com and LADirectModels.com
Thursday, June 8Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Jenaveve Jolie and to catch her first show of the evening.
Since I have twice written about Jenaveve recently, I'll make an attempt at brevity this time.
Jenaveve's costumes are generally very cute and sexy looking on her, and her musical selection is always good and appropriate for the particular show she is performing. Her performances are rather entertaining, and, in the short time she has been feature dancing, her interaction with the tip rail denizens has developed to the point where it is off the charts! Jenaveve seems to be saying, "No tip rail customer left out of the fun and games!"
Personality wise, Jenaveve Jolie is a very sweet, friendly, intelligent, well spoken lady who seems to have a very good sense of humor. Also, it would appear that she truly enjoys meeting her fans.
I most definitely do recommend that the readers not pass up an opportunity to see Jenaveve perform and to meet her in person. I seriously doubt that anybody would be disappointed in doing so.
Jenaveve can be found at: ClubJenaveve.com
Julia Ann, Julia Bond, & Cindy Crawford
After leaving the L.A. Rhino, I raced up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to observe what was left of the evenings activities.
Based on what I see on the Zebra's website, apparently Julia Ann performed the first show, followed by Julia Bond doing the second show. I arrived in time to observe Cindy Crawford performing the third show of the evening. (I also managed to spend a bit of talk conversing with Cindy.)
Last but certainly not least, Julia Ann began performing the fourth show. However, it only took a few minutes for Julia Bond and Cindy Crawford to join Julia Ann on the stage. From that moment on things really heated up, big time! All that was lacking to turn their triple performance into a girl/girl/girl scene was a camera and lighting crew! I don't even think a director would have been all that necessary. The ladies seemed to know exactly what to do!
As for interaction with the customers, all three ladies did a fine job. While Julia Bond and Cindy were playing well with the people seated at the tip rail, Julia Ann ended up out on the floor doing the same with anybody and everybody she could get her hands on, so to speak. At one point, I saw Cindy coming toward me, so I removed my glasses in anticipation of what was certain to be forthcoming. What came as somewhat of a surprise to me was the fact that Julia Ann assaulted me from behind at the same moment Cindy assaulted me from the front. Now, I am not complaining, nor did I entertain any thoughts of filing any charges against the ladies for even a split second! What the hell would I say in my complaint, that two beautiful ladies simultaneously attacked me, and I loved every second of the assault?! I think not.
Since I have written about all three of these beautiful women in the recent past, I'll simply state that they all come with my highest recommendations! I do not want any of my readers to ever miss an opportunity to go to a local club to see and meet these ladies in person.
All three of these ladies are intelligent, well spoken, beautiful, extremely friendly, women with very good senses of humor, and they all three love to meet their fans!
Visit Julia Ann at: JuliaAnn.com Ogle Julia Bond at: JuliaBond.com
Unfortunately, I can't find an official website for Cindy Crawford, and she appears to have disappeared from the LADirectModels website for whatever reason.
Friday night, June 9th
For those of you who have been reading my column for any length of time, you know what is coming next.
Yes, because of sleep deprivation, plus a couple of other reasons, I decided to stay home and rest on this night.
Saturday, June 10Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with my very dear, sweet, friend, Stephanie Swift.
Since I have written about Steph a number of times now, I won't bother to say too much at this time. What I will say is that her costumes, while normally simple, never-the-less look quite sexy on and off of her. Her music is always appropriate, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is always good.
After Steph's first show, she mentioned to me that she was starving to death, so I walked her over to a little Mexican restaurant across the parking lot from the club. She ate her fill, while I just had a glass of Diet Coke, and we joked and chatted the way two good friends would. Oh yes, Jonathan joined us for a while.
I would highly recommend that my readers not pass up an opportunity to see Stephanie Swift perform and to meet her in person. They would be hard pressed to find a lady who is sweeter, friendly, or who has a better sense of humor.
For those who do get a chance to meet Steph, be extremely nice to her. Anybody who isn't nice to my dear friend will find out the hard way that I have had a chat with a Voodoo priestess about their rudeness! I'm just kidding, of course. As much time as I have spent in New Orleans over the years, to the best of my knowledge, I have yet to meet any sort of a Voodoo practitioner; although, I have visited Marie Laveau's tomb. However, I do not want to ever hear that any of my readers have ever mistreated Steph.
Okay good people, that is enough of my chattering for one week. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and ladies, make a mint, then pay off both of my mortgages, please. Just kidding, or am I?!
Bonsoir et au revoir,